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24-03-2008, 10:58
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE
Sorry to burst your bubble but not all men are liars. You are not looking in the right place
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Thank you Bernie, I know not all men are saints, but the older you get more you mellow, I always open the door for a lady, always walk on the outside, well for fifteen yards that is , always lift the toilet seat and put it down again, always gave my seat up on a crowded bus for a lady, and whats most important always said thank you afterwards
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24-03-2008, 12:48
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by Neil
That's a nice attitude to have after we helped you out.
I hope next to you ask for help you don't mind when we tell you to "get to ****"
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Well it's her personal business isn't it? All I wanted to know was were should could go to get an item, not a big discussion about how rubbish her man is. What's it to do with me or anyone else what he or she is like? It's THEIR business.
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24-03-2008, 12:50
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Re: Morning After Pill
I know all men aren't liars I had a perfectly good one myself until the other week.
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24-03-2008, 12:55
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by blazey
I know all men aren't liars I had a perfectly good one myself until the other week.
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I am sure you will find another too, you are young and intelligent, shouldnt be too difficult, unless he hears you coming first, lol
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If time travel were possible, wouldn't somebody have been back or forward and told us by now?
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24-03-2008, 13:06
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by derekgas
I am sure you will find another too, you are young and intelligent, shouldnt be too difficult, unless he hears you coming first, lol
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Most men don't seem to want intelligent women here, seems to be a threat to their ego. I'll wait til I get home and find myself a nice working class boy instead haha
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24-03-2008, 16:09
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by blazey
Most men don't seem to want intelligent women here, seems to be a threat to their ego.
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I like intelligent women. To be more accurate I hate thick women, I can't do with them at all.
Don't get excited though you can't have me, I like my women to have certain assets that you don't have
Oh yes and I am married
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24-03-2008, 16:13
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by blazey
Most men don't seem to want intelligent women here, seems to be a threat to their ego.
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Did you google that or find it in a text book. I would love to know how you come to that conclusion
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24-03-2008, 16:17
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Re: Morning After Pill
Some men are liars, Some are not.
Some try to be liars but arnt very good at it
BUT then again women can be liars too , so really we are all equal
my man trys to lie, but hes useless, i can read him like a book
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24-03-2008, 16:28
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Re: Morning After Pill
I confessed at the meet that I tell lies to women, and before you ask, no your bum does not look big in those jeans/skirt/dress (delete as appropriate)
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24-03-2008, 16:46
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by Neil
I confessed at the meet that I tell lies to women, and before you ask, no your bum does not look big in those jeans/skirt/dress (delete as appropriate)
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I might have to rethink my bring back the death penalty thoughts!!
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If time travel were possible, wouldn't somebody have been back or forward and told us by now?
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24-03-2008, 17:02
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by Neil
I like intelligent women. To be more accurate I hate thick women, I can't do with them at all.
Don't get excited though you can't have me, I like my women to have certain assets that you don't have
Oh yes and I am married
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Maybe Blazey likes her fellas to have certain assets that you don't have.
Blazey's only 19. Do you reckon you could pull a 19 year old?
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24-03-2008, 18:13
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by Lilly
Maybe Blazey likes her fellas to have certain assets that you don't have.
Blazey's only 19. Do you reckon you could pull a 19 year old?
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I reckon if I was single I could..but I wouldnt want to as I have nothing in common with your average 19 year old so therefore the conversation would be done before the first drink was finished .. - no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's
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24-03-2008, 18:17
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by glasgow guy
I reckon if I was single I could.... no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's
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so ya would prefer ya women in their 20's then?
not a 30 something?
as for pulling blazey......yeh right....LOL, unless she prefers them in their 30's, which i very much doubt, ....unless you was only talking about any 19 year old
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24-03-2008, 18:18
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Re: Morning After Pill
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Originally Posted by glasgow guy
I reckon if I was single I could..but I wouldnt want to as I have nothing in common with your average 19 year old so therefore the conversation would be done before the first drink was finished .. - no offence to any female 19 year olds out there...I like my women slightly older - not that much - just a bit...given I am in my early 30's
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is that an offer?
Are you having second thoughts about my proposal?
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I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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24-03-2008, 21:14
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Re: Morning After Pill
I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way
Ideal man:
- At least 6ft tall
- Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
- Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
- Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers soft is nice
- Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
- Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
- On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
- Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
- He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
- Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
- Must have ambition
- Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
- Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
- Therefore MUST be hairy
- Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
- Must have similar music taste - no chav music
- Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
- MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady
I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.
But no harm in trying, right lads?
HAHAHAHA
Last edited by blazey; 24-03-2008 at 21:22.
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