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Old 24-03-2008, 21:18   #106
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Re: Morning After Pill

yeah, that goes for me 2! lmao
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:29   #107
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I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way

Ideal man:
  • At least 6ft tall
  • Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
  • Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
  • Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers soft is nice
  • Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
  • Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
  • On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
  • Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
  • He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
  • Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
  • Must have ambition
  • Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
  • Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
  • Therefore MUST be hairy
  • Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
  • Must have similar music taste - no chav music
  • Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
  • MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady
I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

It doesn't mention flash car so will a bus pass do ?
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:30   #108
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I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way

Ideal man:
  • At least 6ft tall
  • Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
  • Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
  • Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers soft is nice
  • Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
  • Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
  • On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
  • Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
  • He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
  • Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
  • Must have ambition
  • Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
  • Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
  • Therefore MUST be hairy
  • Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
  • Must have similar music taste - no chav music
  • Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
  • MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady
I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA
Nice one, Blazey.

I love the list.

All the old boys will be drawing themselves up to their full height and plucking their monobrows now hahahaha.
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:33   #109
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It doesn't mention flash car so will a bus pass do ?
Blazey doesn't want anyone over 30 so they shouldn't have a bus pass.
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:34   #110
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Car isn't necessary, I like public transport.
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:35   #111
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Blazey doesn't want anyone over 30 so they shouldn't have a bus pass.
Disabled people have them
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:37   #112
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Disabled people have them
Aaaah yes, so they do.
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:45   #113
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Also, must be well endowed but nothing OTT please, I'm only little
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:51   #114
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Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way
sounds like you are working a part time job at the Mustang Ranch to support your studies
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:53   #115
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more likely she will remain forever celibate
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Old 24-03-2008, 21:54   #116
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I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way

Ideal man:
  • At least 6ft tall - 6'1
  • Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria - dark hair
  • Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet - I know how to move
  • Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers soft is nice - I keep myself fit and not overweight...
  • Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets - another box ticked
  • Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man - yet another ticked
  • On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too - jeez this is easy..
  • Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day. sorted
  • He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it. I know how respect a woman
  • Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says. couldnt be bothered in trying too
  • Must have ambition - yep plenty of that
  • Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count - another box ticked
  • Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed - fair play there...
  • Therefore MUST be hairy - this is too easy...
  • Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no - hmm normal length hair for a guy
  • Must have similar music taste - no chav music - cant stand chav crap...
  • Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met) - ho hum...
  • MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy ladyeasy peasy...
I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+. -



But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

I tick all of those apart from the hair thing... I dont have long hair....just normal bloke length...get your coat blazey - you've pulled !

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Old 24-03-2008, 21:57   #117
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I tick all of those apart from the hair thing... I dont have long hair....just normal bloke length...get your coat blazey - you've pulled !
You do realise that you have to prove some of those. So no I haven't you could be really ugly for all I know
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Old 24-03-2008, 22:04   #118
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You do realise that you have to prove some of those. So no I haven't you could be really ugly for all I know
yeah but I know I aint too bad...wanna pic ?... trade if you want to..
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Old 24-03-2008, 22:25   #119
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yeah but I know I aint too bad...wanna pic ?... trade if you want to..
i was thinking more about the dancing thing
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Old 24-03-2008, 22:25   #120
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i was thinking more about the dancing thing

oh I can move.....
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