N.i.m.b.y - Page 2

Neil · 16-10-2006, 14:19

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Originally Posted by jimmi5bellies

He also has a thing for jumping on peoples cars and chewing their aerials.

Keep him away from vans, you don't want your pussy catching van aerial disease

WillowTheWhisp · 16-10-2006, 14:24

That's what I was wondering cherokee. If it's anything like as pongy as my cats' poo it will be awful.

Tealeaf · 16-10-2006, 14:37

Rat poison in a bowl of chicken-flavoured whiskas. My personal recomendation.

garinda · 16-10-2006, 14:38

Link didn't work, as you can't attach images....

glasgow guy · 17-10-2006, 19:20

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Originally Posted by entwisi

Believe it or not, Tiger poo, get soem from a zoo and cats won't come near.

Something to do with them recognising bigger more vicious brother on the case

on the money entwisi....cats kinda work from odour when out and about and the stronger the scent the bigger the cat if you will..hence the lion poo and I know it does work as I know someone who used to work in a zoo and told me that folk did ask for it..but if you dont live near a zoo there is something that you can get ..its called 'lion roar' its a mix of lion poo & citrus' and this stuff does work...it costs about £6 a tub but its worth it...and for the record, pepper is no good cos when it rains its gone - that and its crap, jeyes fluid ..useless when it rains also..and not made to deter cats...having worked in garden centres previously I have to say that lion roar is better than all the stuff on the shelves as it always used to sell out first and many folk came back for it....and that includes those sonic devices...I have taken the time to find a link on it for you..let us all know how you get on....

http://www.cat-repellant.info/html/silent-roar.htm

shillelagh · 17-10-2006, 20:24

Notice how chav hasnt made a comment! Thought he knew exactly how to get rid of cats.

Me how i get rid of cats - let next doors cat in - he prowls round my garden like he owns it and the rest of the cats dont come in. Theres about 10 cats that live in the houses that back onto mine so it does work - the nearest that they come to my grass is on top of the 6ft high fence. Even then if they see me in the kitchen or i open the back door they jump off and do a runner in someone elses garden. Mind you back in August i did have my sisters dog for a week who loves chasing cats!

Neil · 17-10-2006, 20:39

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

Mind you back in August i did have my sisters dog for a week who loves chasing cats!

That reminds me of a funny bit from the film Porky's

WillowTheWhisp · 17-10-2006, 21:50

Us having cats didn't put one local moggie off when he was besotted with our Bracken. He used to sit on the wondowsill and gaze at her.

maxwell silver · 18-10-2006, 16:31

Cheers for the link,Glasgow,sounds the most promising so far.

Archstud · 18-10-2006, 16:55

My sis had a problem with this- they filled old large pop bottles with water and put them round the garden. The theory is they don't like being watched when they go and the can see their reflection. It worked for her but it didn't work on my kitten when we tried to stop him weeing on the back doormat!

panther · 18-10-2006, 18:09

a good kick up the ass should do it! if you can catch it that is! or set your dog on it, if you have one!

jimmi5bellies · 18-10-2006, 18:15

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Originally Posted by Neil

Keep him away from vans, you don't want your pussy catching van aerial disease

fpmsl ....

Well yesterday my pure white cat must have made an impression on some woman who wears purple lipstick, he came back in through the cat flap smothered in purple lippy and looking very smug for himself !

Less · 19-10-2006, 11:37

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Originally Posted by entwisi

Believe it or not, Tiger poo, get soem from a zoo and cats won't come near.

Something to do with them recognising bigger more vicious brother on the case

So, as folk know I'm not a fan of the nasty smelly little turds that errent cat owners allow little pussykins to leave in my garden.

But can you please explain how I would feel better by spreading nasty smelly big turds from a zoo's big pussykins, the fact is that like so many others We just don't want turds in our gardens.

It could work though, if I ordered a couple of tons of the stuff and had it delivered while the cat was in my garden!

WillowTheWhisp · 19-10-2006, 12:08

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Originally Posted by Less

...............I'm not a fan of the nasty smelly little turds that errent cat owners allow little pussykins to leave in my garden.

But can you please explain how I would feel better by spreading nasty smelly big turds from a zoo's big pussykins.................

Now then Less this is something I've wondered about too.

glasgow guy · 21-10-2006, 11:43

it would be no different from spreading horse manure on your roses...and its not like a big dog turd....