Old local expressions

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Its the tha daft owd git, Its FOW, fur ugly, tha wants to get thi eayurs shringed, an lurn tu tawk reight.

You say FOW I say FEY, anyway which ever they both apply to thee

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by jaysay

You say FOW I say FEY, anyway which ever they both apply to thee

Just thee wayt, my body guard ul fotch thi one intut fizog, thadl shut thi up.

[Karateman]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Have you washed your ears? being the last one...won't go in the box for some reason.
Now......... can I be a translator?

Top of the class......you can be the milk monitor...LOL

Phil

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Just thee wayt, my body guard ul fotch thi one intut fizog, thadl shut thi up.

Sod of wallops a friend of mine

[mobertol]

"An' all"......meaning the equivalent of "too".

For example, Can I come with you an' all?

[mobertol]

Slutty = Dirty (no comments please)

Been doing a bit of research about tripe and discovered that "Black tripe" which is the abomasum, one of the cows "stomachs" (get's easily dislocated in dairy cows after calving and will lead to death without an operation) was known locally as "Slut" from the Lanky word slutty meaning dirty...

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by mobertol

Slutty = Dirty (no comments please)

Been doing a bit of research about tripe and discovered that "Black tripe" which is the abomasum, one of the cows "stomachs" (get's easily dislocated in dairy cows after calving and will lead to death without an operation) was known locally as "Slut" from the Lanky word slutty meaning dirty...

I wish you hadn't told me that!

[cashman]

When in the Oaklea this aft,pre-match, Guess what was on telly,sodding olympics The word "Snerge" came into play, Me mate who is n accy lad understood immediately, but our southern softy mate was clueless. No education these folk. Fer younger uns n outsiders the Snerge is= A bloke who smells ladies bicycle seats in hot weather.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by cashman

When in the Oaklea this aft,pre-match, Guess what was on telly,sodding olympics The word "Snerge" came into play, Me mate who is n accy lad understood immediately, but our southern softy mate was clueless. No education these folk. Fer younger uns n outsiders the Snerge is= A bloke who smells ladies bicycle seats in hot weather.

Lol, I've never heard that.

What does he smell in cold weather, damp muffs, and wet mittens?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by cashman

When in the Oaklea this aft,pre-match, Guess what was on telly,sodding olympics The word "Snerge" came into play, Me mate who is n accy lad understood immediately, but our southern softy mate was clueless. No education these folk. Fer younger uns n outsiders the Snerge is= A bloke who smells ladies bicycle seats in hot weather.

You've got a way with words cashy

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Lol, I've never heard that.

What does he smell in cold weather, damp muffs, and wet mittens?

Welcome home Rindi we've missed ya

[mobertol]

This one came to me because it's so hot here - I remember people saying they were "sweating bobbers" -wonder what it actually means.

Though of course everyone knows that horses sweat, men perspire and we ladies, well we just glow

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by mobertol

This one came to me because it's so hot here - I remember people saying they were "sweating bobbers" -wonder what it actually means.

Though of course everyone knows that horses sweat, men perspire and we ladies, well we just glow

Ya but you've got a problem when that glowing starts to smell

[mobertol]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Ya but you've got a problem when that glowing starts to smell

Minimum two showers a day at the moment Jay -and I always dust lightly with talc!

[mobertol]

Is saying "Chucky egg" a Lankyshire thing?