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Old 21-07-2006, 21:27   #1
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If many hands make light work!!
How can too many cooks spoil the broth???
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Old 21-07-2006, 21:29   #2
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because broths better heavy
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Old 21-07-2006, 21:31   #3
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Re: Question?

More importantly!!!!
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and theres nobody there, does it make a sound?????
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Old 21-07-2006, 21:33   #4
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AND if God saves the Queen, who will save the rest of us????
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Old 21-07-2006, 21:39   #5
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Why can you not have your cake and eat it. Because if you have your cake , you have to eat it, don't you???
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Old 24-07-2006, 00:02   #6
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How can a glass be half empty. empty is nothing left, so half of nothing is erm...
Full is to the top 100% so half of that leaves you with 50%.

So therefore the glass is always half full and can't ever be half empty.
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Old 24-07-2006, 11:22   #7
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A Rolling Stone gathers no moss,,,,does that include Kate Moss?
Mick Jagger likes anything with a skirt on
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Old 27-07-2006, 16:55   #8
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I was always told: "I want never gets" but also "Them ask don't ask, don't want". I'm still trying to work it out.
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Old 27-07-2006, 18:48   #9
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Do cannibals find that clowns taste funny?
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Old 27-07-2006, 20:05   #10
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Pinched this from my daughter's thread on another site:-

How come there is a July 2007 expiry date on the rock salt which has 'been formed over 1,000 years"
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Old 27-07-2006, 21:39   #11
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If tomorrow never comes. Why do I keep getting older?????
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Old 28-07-2006, 00:13   #12
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Why do parents teach kids to walk and talk, then tell them to sit down and shut up??
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Old 28-07-2006, 00:21   #13
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When our kids are climbing on tree's or wall's why do we tell them"Don't come running to me when you break your legs"??????????
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Old 28-07-2006, 11:00   #14
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why when as a kid i used to come in soaked to the skin,me mam used to say IS IT RAINING?
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Old 28-07-2006, 14:42   #15
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If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
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