Questions that will always remain unanswered.

[Romps]

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[Romps]

Ohhh found some more.............

9. Why do they lock petrol station toilets? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

14. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

15. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

16. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

17. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
18. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

[Margaret Pilkington]

Another one for you.....
If you are busy doing nothing, how can you be sure when you have finished......?

[garinda]

Ith awful having a thodding 's' in the word lithp.

They thould thoot the perthon who invented it.

[grannyclaret]

what is a myth.....................a lady with a lypth....................(lisp)

[WillowTheWhisp]

If there's a full English breakfast, why is there never a full English dinner or tea ?

[Neil]

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

If there's a full English breakfast, why is there never a full English dinner or tea ?

Bacause after eating a full english breakfast you don't need any dinner