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[gpick24]

Sugarmouse, instead of attaching image, you need the url.
Go to smiley site - Free Smileys, Free Emoticons, Free Smiley Emoticons, Page 1
Pick your smiley, the url is next to it, highlight the url, right click and copy.
When replying, click the insert image button, paste the url into the box and it`s done.

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Less

I refer my learned friend to the theory of an infinite number of Monkeys and an infinite number of type writers.

If they can do it so can Jay, it just may take him a little longer...

Is it not just one monkey Less? with infinite time?
then and this where it gets clever
Therefore two monkeys would reduce the time taken or the chance of writing the complete works of the Bard by half.

What's half of infinity?

That'll get the Morecambe scientist's marbles rolling. She's agreed with me twice this week I'm not letting it happen 3 times.

And anyway where would you get a typewriter from these days

[gpick24]

If you go to a smiley site that doesn`t have the url next to it, right click on smiley and click on view image info, right clickon the url which will be hilighted and copy, then paste as above.

[susie123]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Is it not just one monkey Less? with infinite time?
then and this where it gets clever
Therefore two monkeys would reduce the time taken or the chance of writing the complete works of the Bard by half.

What's half of infinity?

That'll get the Morecambe scientist's marbles rolling. She's agreed with me twice this week I'm not letting it happen 3 times.

And anyway where would you get a typewriter from these days

Well I've still got a typewriter - a present for passing my eleven plus.

As for monkeys, I always thought it was infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters. Once you bring infinity into an equation you can wave goodbye to normal arithmetic.

[gpick24]

5 seconds on google with one keyboard by one chimp=
Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[susie123]

Originally Posted by gpick24

5 seconds on google with one keyboard by one chimp=
Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh dear I've got competition...

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by gpick24

5 seconds on google with one keyboard by one chimp=
Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This is the bit I like offa' there ;

Real monkeys
In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes Crested Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon n England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website.
Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S the lead male began by bashing the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it. Phillips said that the artist-funded project was primarily performance art, and they had learned "an awful lot" from it. He concluded that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that. ... They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."

Less the AccyWeb may qualify for a study grant???

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[susie123]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Is it not just one monkey Less?

With my grammar nazi hat on - shouldn't that be fewer? Oh no... it's the Grand Wizard you're referring to!

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by susie123

With my grammar nazi hat on - shouldn't that be fewer? Oh no... it's the Grand Wizard you're referring to!

Phew for a mo' I thought you meant this line....

Less the AccyWeb may qualify for a study grant???

"A few er' the AccyWeb.....