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Old 23-06-2007, 20:37   #1
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What would your response be to this one?

My grandson is 8 years old, he is mad about football.
He came to our house yesterday and was playing outside with his friends.
I went outside to make sure that he was OK.
Thomas was laying on the ground legs akimbo and I was concerned that he was hurt.
"Tom are you hurt?"
"No he" (Pointing to his friend) has kicked me in the balls.
Come on good people how do you deal with that one?
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Old 23-06-2007, 20:39   #2
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Re: What would your response be to this one?

Tell him the sooner he starts moving the sooner it will get better.

I dont have any - been told of a few fellas i know who did play footie and did get kicked in the nether regions.

You could tell him that one royboy
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Old 23-06-2007, 20:47   #3
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Tell him the sooner he starts moving the sooner it will get better.

I dont have any - been told of a few fellas i know who did play footie and did get kicked in the nether regions.

You could tell him that one royboy
If you get kicked in the "Town Halls" its not funny.
I know from experience.
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Old 23-06-2007, 20:50   #4
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Re: What would your response be to this one?

I meant instead of saying balls saying the nether regions.

I know its not its like being thumped in the stomach but worse for a bloke.
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Old 23-06-2007, 20:53   #5
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I meant instead of saying balls saying the nether regions.

I know its not its like being thumped in the stomach but worse for a bloke.
You had better believe it....feels like your nether regions finish up in your ears!
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:08   #6
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Re: What would your response be to this one?

Come on people help me out
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:19   #7
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Come on people help me out
Buy him a cricket box for a fiver on ebay
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:20   #8
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Well i would have told him he would get that with playing football and when he gets older he would nowe for him self.
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:24   #9
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Nice one Margaret
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:25   #10
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Re: What would your response be to this one?

Tell him to kick him back!
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:28   #11
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Tell him to kick him back!
He did........Now i've got four swollen goolies!
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:32   #12
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He did....
Well, at least you know he's got balls, in both senses of the word!
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:42   #13
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Well, at least you know he's got balls, in both senses of the word!
I love that lad
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Old 23-06-2007, 21:45   #14
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Tell him to kick him back!
Don't be daft Wynonie .. this is his mate!!

If men insist on 'kicking' a blown up piece of leather around a sizeable pitch of land, accidents are bound to happen. It is stated, this was his friend for heaven's sake and obviously an accident.

Would empathise with the lad (well, not me like, I'm female) but tell him to go and shake hands with his friend, and to assure him par for the course of embarking on this sport.

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Old 23-06-2007, 21:47   #15
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Don't be daft Wynonie .. this is his mate!!

If men insist on 'kicking' a blown up piece of leather around a sizeable pitch of land, accidents are bound to happen. It is stated, this was his friend for heaven's sake and obviously an accident.

Would empathise with the lad (well, not me like, I'm female) but tell him to go and shake hands with his friend, and to assure him par for the course.
Sexist...........
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