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Old 25-04-2013, 17:16   #151
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I heard once that the moon was made of cheese
Tea Bags Made of Paper: Are They Harmful to Your Health? - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

"Many tea bags made of paper are manufactured with a chemical known as epichlorohydrin, a compound used in the manufacture of plastics and used as an insecticide. When this chemical comes into contact with water it forms a chemical called 3-MCPD, a known cancer causing agent."
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Old 25-04-2013, 17:37   #152
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jesus never did perform the miracle of walking on water after his crucifixion which i think would have been more impressive to do with holes in his feet
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Old 25-04-2013, 17:44   #153
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Tea Bags Made of Paper: Are They Harmful to Your Health? - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

"Many tea bags made of paper are manufactured with a chemical known as epichlorohydrin, a compound used in the manufacture of plastics and used as an insecticide. When this chemical comes into contact with water it forms a chemical called 3-MCPD, a known cancer causing agent."
We're all doomed, I tell you! We're all doomed(well, all except MargaretR).
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Old 25-04-2013, 17:51   #154
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Tea Bags Made of Paper: Are They Harmful to Your Health? - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

"Many tea bags made of paper are manufactured with a chemical known as epichlorohydrin, a compound used in the manufacture of plastics and used as an insecticide. When this chemical comes into contact with water it forms a chemical called 3-MCPD, a known cancer causing agent."
If you step of the kerb without looking you could also do some serios damage to your health too
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Old 25-04-2013, 17:56   #155
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I heard once that the moon was made of cheese
Me too. And I remember a poem that my gran used to quote:

If all the world were apple pie,
And all the sea were ink,
And all the trees were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?

According to Marg P., a few posts ago, Jack Daniels is always an option. Beats the hell outa tea, loose or bagged.
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:01   #156
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jesus never did perform the miracle of walking on water after his crucifixion which i think would have been more impressive to do with holes in his feet
dynamo walked on water - Mythbusted!
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:02   #157
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Me too. And I remember a poem that my gran used to quote:

If all the world were apple pie,
And all the sea were ink,
And all the trees were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?

According to Marg P., a few posts ago, Jack Daniels is always an option. Beats the hell outa tea, loose or bagged.
Opened a bottle on Saturday Eric
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:14   #158
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Opened a bottle on Saturday Eric
And there's still some left? Get it drunk, what are you waiting for, the second coming?
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:22   #159
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And there's still some left? Get it drunk, what are you waiting for, the second coming?
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:23   #160
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I heard once that the moon was made of cheese
One of my brothers, older than me, at University talked down his lecturer, (it was just before the moon landing).

The Lecturer was telling them what the moon was made of, my brother interjected that although he was inclined to believe what this guy said, until someone landed on the moon and could prove what it was made of, it may well be made of cheese.
A few days later (So far as everyone except mags believes), they landed on the moon found it wasn't made of cheese and both my brother and his lecturer were happy with the result.

Therefore like doubting Thomas, I won't give religion too much thought until Christ appears and tells me in some smug fashion,


"I told you so"!
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:25   #161
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Opened a bottle on Saturday Eric
Although not to my tastes, at least it's a spirit that's real.
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Old 25-04-2013, 19:09   #162
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Another book worth while reading is The Christ Conspiracy by Acharya S
In the book she shows that she does not know the difference between the teaching of the Immaculate Conception and the teaching of the Virgin Birth of Jesus .

One would expect something better from someone with a Bachelor of Liberal Arts degree in Classics , Greek Civilization .
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Old 25-04-2013, 19:20   #163
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Although not to my tastes, at least it's a spirit that's real.
As the moon cropped up ... there is some excellent Tennessee whiskey ... I think it's called "Shine".
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Old 26-04-2013, 00:28   #164
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Therefore like doubting Thomas, I won't give religion too much thought until Christ appears and tells me in some smug fashion,


"I told you so"!
if some scruffy urchin with a beard approaches you in accy claiming to be jesus its more than likely a smack head from maundy so be sure to double check
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Old 26-04-2013, 06:12   #165
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if some scruffy urchin with a beard approaches you in accy claiming to be jesus its more than likely a smack head from maundy so be sure to double check
Or if he is spinning around with a phone in the air it's very likely me
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