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25-04-2013, 17:16
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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I heard once that the moon was made of cheese
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25-04-2013, 17:37
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
jesus never did perform the miracle of walking on water after his crucifixion which i think would have been more impressive to do with holes in his feet
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ive just started a relationship with a blind woman !Its quite rewarding but quite challenging ! it took me ages to get her husbands voice right
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25-04-2013, 17:44
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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We're all doomed, I tell you! We're all doomed(well, all except MargaretR).
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25-04-2013, 17:51
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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If you step of the kerb without looking you could also do some serios damage to your health too
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25-04-2013, 17:56
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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I heard once that the moon was made of cheese
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Me too. And I remember a poem that my gran used to quote:
If all the world were apple pie,
And all the sea were ink,
And all the trees were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?
According to Marg P., a few posts ago, Jack Daniels is always an option. Beats the hell outa tea, loose or bagged.
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25-04-2013, 18:01
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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jesus never did perform the miracle of walking on water after his crucifixion which i think would have been more impressive to do with holes in his feet
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dynamo walked on water - Mythbusted!
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25-04-2013, 18:02
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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Me too. And I remember a poem that my gran used to quote:
If all the world were apple pie,
And all the sea were ink,
And all the trees were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?
According to Marg P., a few posts ago, Jack Daniels is always an option. Beats the hell outa tea, loose or bagged.
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Opened a bottle on Saturday Eric
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25-04-2013, 18:14
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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Opened a bottle on Saturday Eric
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And there's still some left? Get it drunk, what are you waiting for, the second coming?
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25-04-2013, 18:22
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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And there's still some left? Get it drunk, what are you waiting for, the second coming?
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25-04-2013, 18:23
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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I heard once that the moon was made of cheese
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One of my brothers, older than me, at University talked down his lecturer, (it was just before the moon landing).
The Lecturer was telling them what the moon was made of, my brother interjected that although he was inclined to believe what this guy said, until someone landed on the moon and could prove what it was made of, it may well be made of cheese.
A few days later (So far as everyone except mags believes), they landed on the moon found it wasn't made of cheese and both my brother and his lecturer were happy with the result.
Therefore like doubting Thomas, I won't give religion too much thought until Christ appears and tells me in some smug fashion,
"I told you so"!
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25-04-2013, 18:25
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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Opened a bottle on Saturday Eric
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Although not to my tastes, at least it's a spirit that's real.
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25-04-2013, 19:09
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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Another book worth while reading is The Christ Conspiracy by Acharya S
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In the book she shows that she does not know the difference between the teaching of the Immaculate Conception and the teaching of the Virgin Birth of Jesus .
One would expect something better from someone with a Bachelor of Liberal Arts degree in Classics , Greek Civilization .
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25-04-2013, 19:20
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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Although not to my tastes, at least it's a spirit that's real.
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As the moon cropped up ... there is some excellent Tennessee whiskey ... I think it's called "Shine".
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26-04-2013, 00:28
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Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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Therefore like doubting Thomas, I won't give religion too much thought until Christ appears and tells me in some smug fashion,
"I told you so"!
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if some scruffy urchin with a beard approaches you in accy claiming to be jesus its more than likely a smack head from maundy so be sure to double check
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ive just started a relationship with a blind woman !Its quite rewarding but quite challenging ! it took me ages to get her husbands voice right
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26-04-2013, 06:12
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Re: Re: When is the 2nd Coming - Coming?
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if some scruffy urchin with a beard approaches you in accy claiming to be jesus its more than likely a smack head from maundy so be sure to double check
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Or if he is spinning around with a phone in the air it's very likely me
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