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10-11-2007, 05:21
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Why couldnt my 16th be this good?!
A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.
The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day. The woman even asked the teenager's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see his reaction. On arriving halfway through the lesson, the stripper walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog. To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers. It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show. The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error. On Thursday a spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened. She confirmed that nobody had been suspended and the police were not involved. The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."
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10-11-2007, 19:13
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Re: Why couldnt my 16th be this good?!
i bet he's popular with teh rest of teh lads in teh class now though!
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10-11-2007, 23:42
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My Dad introduced me to a lady, that I had always known as Auntie, (she was a woman I always used to forget about 'cos she always looked different every time!), if ever I saw him walking out of a pub with a lady he would always wink and say, "If your mother asks you saw me with your Auntie", Now That was something to brag about to my school mates! (well it would have been but I left school at fifteen). 
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Re: Why couldnt my 16th be this good?!
thats funny, but what happened to the gorilla where did he end up, not on a stag do i hope
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LMFAO .... oh the thoughts I have in my head now ....... BANANA ANYONE??  |
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