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25-01-2009, 19:13
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why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.
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25-01-2009, 19:21
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Re: women??
what ever you did apologise, preferably with a gift...a big shiny gift
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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25-01-2009, 19:28
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Re: women??
A woman has a right to moan, she does put up with alot u know.
Menapause, Menstrual cramps, mental anxiety, mental breakdown etc etc....and ya know summat they all begin with MEN,  , so.......
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25-01-2009, 19:30
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Re: women??
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They don't even understand themselves or each other, no point us trying to do it
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25-01-2009, 21:55
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Re: women??
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Yours and my logic says a 1/4" nut will only it on a 1/4" bolt. Female logic is as wide and variable as there are women on this planet, and it vary's day to day in 28 day cycles. You'l never win, they cant even agree amongst themselves, why should you have to apologise for things you have'nt done or have a clue about. As for the quote having something to moan about, menstration, menopause, and mental etc, how did women cope, before these names were applied to their conditions. Those conditions have been there since man first walked on the planet. Retlaw.  Last edited by Retlaw; 25-01-2009 at 22:00. |
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25-01-2009, 21:57
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me 'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals. 
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25-01-2009, 22:05
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Re: women??
All I can add to this thread is that women are just different shaped fellas.
Women worry about the size of their bums Men worry about losing their hair Women voice their concerns - more men ought to
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25-01-2009, 22:08
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Re: women??
lilly i do try my best to get it right but one never knows with women.
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25-01-2009, 22:36
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Re: women??
i always say - show me a man that understands a woman, n i will show you a liar.
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25-01-2009, 22:46
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Re: women??
but men teach us to drive... then they wonder why we can't park the car in such a small space:
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25-01-2009, 23:19
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Re: women??
it aint moaning, its just tellin it as it is.
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25-01-2009, 23:39
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Re: women??
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26-01-2009, 00:00
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Re: women??
Men are becoming infertile due to the pollutants in the environment, and will eventually
serve no useful purpose but I enjoy their company so that is enough
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