Would you say this to a friend?

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Eric

That's why you don't break wind all that often ... you don't close your mouths long enough for the pressure to build up.

Oh Eric, you made me laugh so much...thankyou.......I was just re-living a sad event from more than 20 years ago....this post cheered me up no end.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh Eric, you made me laugh so much...thankyou.......I was just re-living a sad event from more than 20 years ago....this post cheered me up no end.

Glad I could help out hon.

[AccyLass]

Originally Posted by accyman

its getting you to stop thats the hard part

All you have to do is ask!

Whether it'll get ya anywhere is a different matter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric
That's why you don't break wind all that often ... you don't close your mouths long enough for the pressure to build up.

Which would you complain about more?

Cos we talk a lot, which most men ignore anyway

Or when we fart as much as you and stink the house out

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by accyman

its getting you to stop thats the hard part

Just been reading somewhere accyman that Japanese have just invented a new camera with an ultra fast shutter speed, it can actually catch a woman with her mouth shut

[Eric]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Just been reading somewhere accyman that Japanese have just invented a new camera with an ultra fast shutter speed, it can actually catch a woman with her mouth shut

Sounds like an urban myth to me ... and didn't Einstein state that nothing could travel at the speed of light

[jambutty]

This reminds me of a sketch on the Goon Show many years ago.

Eccles pointing to a skull that he had just dug up. - “I wonder who that was?”

Neddy – “I don’t know but it was a woman.”

Eccles in amazement – “How do you know?”

Neddy – “It’s got it’s mouth open.”

[Eric]

Originally Posted by jambutty

This reminds me of a sketch on the Goon Show many years ago.

Eccles pointing to a skull that he had just dug up. - “I wonder who that was?”

Neddy – “I don’t know but it was a woman.”

Eccles in amazement – “How do you know?”

Neddy – “It’s got it’s mouth open.”

Ah, the Goon Show ... that's stretching the old memory. Used to listen to it on my gran's radio ... along with the Archers, Lost in Space, and a little later, Hancock's Half Hour. I can even remember Listen With Mother ... shoot, I must be getting up there.