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Old 24-06-2008, 21:48   #1
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Would you say this to a friend?

'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'

i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table!

(btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)
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Old 24-06-2008, 21:52   #2
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?

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'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'

i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table!

(btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)
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Old 24-06-2008, 21:52   #3
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Thanks for letting us know about your "bowel stuff"... I was going to have some supper but I don't think i'll bother now.
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Old 24-06-2008, 21:53   #4
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not my bowel stuff lol.... some wierdo on an advert
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Old 24-06-2008, 21:55   #5
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not my bowel stuff lol.... some wierdo on an advert
You had me worried there for a while....I thought you were thrutching.
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:07   #6
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?

Not something I'd discuss in the normal course of conversation - might mention it to Busman though.
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:14   #7
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Tough Sh1t.
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:14   #8
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yeah, your partners different.... can see the convo, with biscuits and coffee...
ive been into town, bought myself some nice new shoes..
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ive been to the toilet and my stools are really hard today
..............not invited to next coffee meeting!
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:18   #9
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Cashy....I'll have some of that that you have been drinking...
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:19   #10
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Cashy....I'll have some of that that you have been drinking...
obviously not dulco-lax!
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:20   #11
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most blokes talk about their turds infact if one passes a turd that merrits been beaten down the pipes with a 2X4 then not is it only right to discuss it but bad manners not too
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:24   #12
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Well, I have had conversations with friends in the past on problems with bowels .. not usually mine thank goodness .... women are guilty of this ... however, only last week had conversation with Mez about a trot problem after consuming too much wine. Better sign out now...
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:26   #13
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Old 24-06-2008, 22:27   #14
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'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'

i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table!

(btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)
No, I don't discuss bowel habits with my friends.

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On a scale of one to ten are you inclined to refer to a Richard as a rowing boat or a battleship?
i would say titanic coz its huge and i go down on a first date
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