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24-06-2008, 21:48
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Would you say this to a friend?
'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'
i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table! (btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)
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24-06-2008, 21:52
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24-06-2008, 21:52
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
Thanks for letting us know about your "bowel stuff"... I was going to have some supper but I don't think i'll bother now.
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24-06-2008, 21:53
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
not my bowel stuff lol.... some wierdo on an advert
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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24-06-2008, 21:55
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24-06-2008, 22:07
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
Not something I'd discuss in the normal course of conversation - might mention it to Busman though.
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24-06-2008, 22:14
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
Tough Sh1t.
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24-06-2008, 22:14
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
yeah, your partners different.... can see the convo, with biscuits and coffee...
ive been into town, bought myself some nice new shoes.. yeah? I bought a new dress... ive had my hair done ive been to the toilet and my stools are really hard today ..............not invited to next coffee meeting!
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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24-06-2008, 22:18
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24-06-2008, 22:19
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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24-06-2008, 22:20
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
most blokes talk about their turds infact if one passes a turd that merrits been beaten down the pipes with a 2X4 then not is it only right to discuss it but bad manners not too
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24-06-2008, 22:24
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Re: Would you say this to a friend?
Well, I have had conversations with friends in the past on problems with bowels .. not usually mine thank goodness .... women are guilty of this ... however, only last week had conversation with Mez about a trot problem after consuming too much wine. Better sign out now...
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24-06-2008, 22:26
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24-06-2008, 22:27
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