27 May 2012 - Page 2

jaysay · 25-05-2012, 18:29

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Originally Posted by annesingleton

Damn!!! And it's such nice weather, and it's weekend, and I've just had my house decorated and I've made plans for the weekend - how very very inconvenient!!!! I'm not putting up with it!

Write to your MP anne, or on second thoughts don't bother

Eric · 25-05-2012, 18:37

Ah ... the King of Kings is returning ... this will really pee off the anti-monarchists ... it would be so much better if He Who Will Rule Over the End of Times were elected by the people ... well, those of voting age anyway.

Perhaps He's coming now in order to save England from being embarassed at the Euro 2012.

Maybe the Risen Christ will take a look at the EU regulations concerning how to end the world, get po'd at the bulk of material to go through, and return to Heaven with a copy (carried by a multitude of the Angelic Host) in order that he might end the world in the correct, and politically correct way.

There's a whole bunch of things that could derail the timetable.

If Christ comes, and he resembles Elvis, things might not be all that bad ... if he looks like Jimmy Hoffa, watch out

Retlaw · 25-05-2012, 18:41

[quote=susie123;993855]Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

DaveinGermany · 25-05-2012, 18:47

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Originally Posted by susie123

As my previous post was written over two months ago, this may well prove to be my final one, since there are only four weeks remaining in this age.

Enjoy!! before the men in white coats come to take him away...

Considering he's sure it's going to happen, why the get out clause ?

And anyways, it's a bank holiday here on Monday so I'm not playing his game & missing a day off.

Eric · 25-05-2012, 18:48

[quote=Retlaw;993917]

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Originally Posted by susie123

Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

No, not at all, the Olympics will still go on; in fact, they will last an eternity ... this will be Hell

Sinners will be forced to watch in 3D on immense tv screens for ever ... and ever ... and ever .............

garinda · 25-05-2012, 18:49

'Hark the herald angels sing.

Another nutter thinks he's Emperor Ming.'

What happened to the last prophet of doom, Pastor Harold 'if at first you don't succeed, have another guess' Camping?

Is he still of this world?

Bless him.

cashman · 25-05-2012, 18:50

[QUOTE=Retlaw;993917]

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Originally Posted by susie123

Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

See every cloud has a silver lining.

annesingleton · 25-05-2012, 19:02

Well I'm going to carry on regardless and not let anything as trivial as the end of the world as we know it interfere - the very idea!!! It won't get past me!

steve2qec · 25-05-2012, 19:06

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Originally Posted by susie123

Now I know why you're good at pop music in the quiz! Does Anne let you have the remote control for the evening?

I might have had a look if it weren't for Graham Norton - he really makes me cringe.

I have Rach on my side for Eurovision so it's two against one.....the TV is ours!!

garinda · 25-05-2012, 19:10

We'll all be laughing on the other side of our faces, if he's right.

Well we will, if laughing's allowed in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

DaveinGermany · 25-05-2012, 19:40

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Originally Posted by garinda

We'll all be laughing on the other side of our faces, if he's right.

Well we will, if laughing's allowed in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

Only during Coffee/Smoke breaks, the rest of the time it's weeping, wailing & the gnashing of teeth, but there is a Sports afternoon Wednesdays, where you can chuckle as you push the boulder up & down the hill, or you're playing search for your eyeballs as the demons pluck 'em out ....... 'Ere sounds like a warm Butlins to me.