27 May 2012 - Page 3

garinda · 25-05-2012, 20:19

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Your proper strange you !

Don't start coming all holier than thou.

I'm proud to be strange, and leader of the freak people.

DaveinGermany · 25-05-2012, 20:23

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Originally Posted by garinda

Don't start coming all holier than thou.

Moi ??? I live in the land of the eternal sinners & dodgy doings !

garinda · 25-05-2012, 20:30

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Moi ??? I live in the land of the eternal sinners & dodgy doings !

You're losin' it matey.

You left Liverpool years ago.

You live in Germany now.

Look out of the window of your Hansel and Gretel cottage.

It'll hopefully all come back to you la'.

DaveinGermany · 25-05-2012, 20:34

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Originally Posted by garinda

You're losin' it matey.

You left Liverpool years ago.

You live in Germany now.

Look out of the window of your Hansel and Gretel cottage.

It'll hopefully all come back to you la'.

And you being a fashionista & all that !

Didn't you realise ? Germanys the new Scousland

As to looking out the window, bit awkward that as we've eaten the frame !

garinda · 25-05-2012, 20:59

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

And you being a fashionista & all that !

Didn't you realise ? Germanys the new Scousland

As to looking out the window, bit awkward that as we've eaten the frame !

When I spent a summer working for a fashion magazine, they did all love the fact I was from Liverpool.

Suprise, suprise, it's not Cilla here.

Even more suprising, it's Gonorreah.

Here to sort out your appalling lack of style, at Führer's Quarterly.

DaveinGermany · 25-05-2012, 21:14

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Originally Posted by garinda

Here to sort out your appalling lack of style, at Führer's Quarterly.

Meine Crap ?

Big on the black & silver, with some field grey thrown in, in a military style was quite en vogue a few years back, since then nothing really.

maxthecollie · 26-05-2012, 07:33

Can it not end before we come bottom at Eurovision Song Contest?

jaysay · 26-05-2012, 09:08

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Course it is mate, can't be doing with Elf & safedy in Hell, that'd be like going to France !!!!

Think your wrong there Dave there would be no smoking in hell mate, thats where all the Elf and Safety protagonists end up

jaysay · 26-05-2012, 09:09

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Your proper strange you !

Ya ain't been on this site long have ya Dave

DaveinGermany · 26-05-2012, 10:05

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Think your wrong there Dave there would be no smoking in hell mate, thats where all the Elf and Safety protagonists end up

Ol' Beelzebub didn't sign up to it, no smoking = no smoking pits of sulphur & brimstone & as to furnaces of Hell ? Naked flames, they'd be having kittens, nah, he used his veto.

jaysay · 26-05-2012, 10:17

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Ol' Beelzebub didn't sign up to it, no smoking = no smoking pits of sulphur & brimstone & as to furnaces of Hell ? Naked flames, they'd be having kittens, nah, he used his veto.

I always thought that Elf and safety were Beelzebub Dave

DaveinGermany · 26-05-2012, 10:32

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Originally Posted by jaysay

I always thought that Elf and safety were Beelzebub Dave

Nope, you've got it all arse about face there Jay Nick & his boys do proper torment, plucking out eyeballs, red hot pokers up the jacksey & multitudinousness torments. The jobsworths on the other hand are pure annoying amateurs with no idea of causing torment just bluddy minded aggravating misery.

jaysay · 26-05-2012, 10:40

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Nope, you've got it all arse about face there Jay Nick & his boys do proper torment, plucking out eyeballs, red hot pokers up the jacksey & multitudinousness torments. The jobsworths on the other hand are pure annoying amateurs with no idea of causing torment just bloody minded aggravating misery.

Never said they were experts, they're still learning the trade of misery making Dave, but they're getting there fasttttttttttttt

wallop79 · 26-05-2012, 12:13

Every year we're told this same rubbish, unless we get hit with a big meteor or there's mass nuclear war I think we're safe.

MargaretR · 26-05-2012, 12:16

If you are interested in 2012 prophecies, this is one which I find appealing.

Time Wave Zero - a graph depicting events in past and future.

How it originated -

....and the detailed graph for this year is in the thumbnail below.

The graph shows 'ever increasing novelty'(marked by descent of the line) until it descends to the baseline in December.
i.e. - more and more novel things are happening until 'ultimate novelty' is reached, and the graph ends (just as the Mayan calendar ends).

This is not doomsday prediction, any more than the mayan calendar doesn't predict the end of the world.

It is likely that how we chart 'time' will change, which could well be due to development of time travel - we won't know until we get there.