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Old 27-03-2007, 19:06   #1
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A Funny Story

Once upon a time long long ago I got married. It was just your usual type wedding with nothing too exciting going one. Well except for half the guests watching a home made porn film on a camcorder that is

A while before the wedding my Dad had bought a camcorder from my then brother in laws mate. It came with a couple of tapes. One of which had a home made porno on it. You know the usual stuff, a man and woman with some bloke filming them.

Back to the wedding story.
A few days after the wedding my dad was showing what he had filmed on the day. My mum and sister were their and my grandma. Half way through the recording was a section of the porno still. With all that watching and rewinding some of it did not get recorded over. The funny thing was the woman in the film spoke to the camera man and called him Derek. This happens to be my dads name, my grandma was not the type to be amused at this. My sister said it was very funny to see my dad launch himself at the TV to stop the tape playing.

Fast forward in time past my divorce and I was telling the story to my current wife (I like calling her that ). After telling her the story she wanted to see this tape (she probably did not believe me ). We watched it and as soon as she saw it she said that bloke is ******. I know people say it is a small world but it really is. It just happened to be an old friend of hers. I have met him several times but only a long time after seeing the film.

This prompted us to wind him up for quite a while with anonymous emails and MSN messages from a made up account with snippets of the film. Evil aren't we?

Something happened this morning that reminded me of this.

It's funny how you forget about things from your past and how things crop up that remind you.

Anyone else got any funny true life stories to share with us?
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Old 27-03-2007, 19:42   #2
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Re: A Funny Story

hmmm i was once looking through my sisters camcorder, she'd been taping her baby playing, when i saw her n her now husband 'at it' oh how i laughed, and oh how embarrassed she was (my sisters very straight laced) or so i thought
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Old 27-03-2007, 22:24   #3
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I am only posting this Neil as my ex is not into computers, it is a 'before and after' pair of photographs, anyone who wants to get married should be shown them ,and before the female members reach for the 'button', yes we are both on them 21 years apart. A wise old soul said to me look at the mother and you will see the daughter in 20 or 30 years time, the same appilies to the father, the wise man was dead right.

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Old 27-03-2007, 23:11   #4
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This prompted us to wind him up for quite a while with anonymous emails and MSN messages from a made up account with snippets of the film. Evil aren't we?
Not evil at all-should teach him to be more careful in the future!
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Old 27-03-2007, 23:19   #5
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Was it a neighbour of yours Neil?

Where can I buy a copy?
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Old 27-03-2007, 23:28   #6
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Was it a neighbour of yours Neil?

Where can I buy a copy?
I am told we still have the original, I don't think I have a camcorder that will play it any more so sorry you can't have a copy.
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Old 28-03-2007, 11:39   #7
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What happened to the funny story?
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