A Lion without a roar - Page 3

garinda · 02-11-2005, 01:01

No Doug I think we are agreeing for once, or rather you are agreeing with me.

Doug · 02-11-2005, 01:07

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Originally Posted by garinda

We would bell you, but we heard your bell's dong had stopped dinging.

I have one good eye and an imagination that could knock over a horse. Celibacy is not an illness and it is totally reversible.

With reference to my previous request, I would prefer not to participate if it going to be one of those types of parties, you know what I mean……..

I can assure you that there’s plenty ding in my dong, it just requires the right Bell Ringer or should that be **** ringer?

garinda · 02-11-2005, 01:08

No unlike Ann Summers my little soirees are non gender specific.

Doug · 02-11-2005, 01:09

That would have been the case only if I had read your post first, which being one of yours I neglected to do, therefore, It is you Sir, that is agreeing with me.

garinda · 02-11-2005, 01:11

I know everyone else is in bed, and there are only us two posting, but we really must stop meeting like this.

I have a reputation and standards to maintain.

Doug · 02-11-2005, 01:20

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Originally Posted by garinda

I know everyone else is in bed, and there are only us two posting, but we really must stop meeting like this.

I have a reputation and standards to maintain.

Unlike you sir, I already have a reputation that does not reflect my true self.

Standards are only as good as those that maintain them.

I sir has nothing better to do this evening and it is this fact that brings me here… and not your presents dear….

garinda · 02-11-2005, 01:23

Sir?

I do so like it when you humble yourself before me.

Doug · 02-11-2005, 01:31

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Originally Posted by garinda

Sir?

I do so like it when you humble yourself before me.

It is a reflection of a better time when men showed a mutual respect for each other irrespective of class or regard for one's delusions of grander or Garindur in your case.

Humble Sir, Humble my A***.

garinda · 02-11-2005, 01:32

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Originally Posted by Doug

It is a reflection of a better time

In those days you would have had to kiss my hem, or if you were very lucky my ring.

Doug · 02-11-2005, 01:37

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Originally Posted by garinda

In those days you would have had to kiss my hem, or if you were very lucky my ring.

In those days sir you would have knelt before me and bagged for my forgiveness. I would be the ba****d holding the flaming touch…..and an hot poker in the other, singeing your ring…

garinda · 02-11-2005, 01:41

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Originally Posted by Doug

In those days sir you would have knelt before me and bagged for my forgiveness. I would be the ba****d holding the flaming touch…..and an hot poker in the other, singeing your ring…

Not before the peasants revolt you wouldn't.

Any way Rindy Rex is going to bed, hoping I can sleep, and worrying if we will get told off for thread wandering or being too cocky.

Doug · 02-11-2005, 01:45

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Originally Posted by garinda

Not before the peasants revolt you wouldn't.

Any way Rindy Rex is going to bed, hoping I can sleep, and worrying if we will get told off for thread wandering or being too cocky.

Then I bid you a peaceful and pleasant good night………….

ossy kid · 02-11-2005, 04:59

To the lions president I say, well done, stand up for your principles. I did exactly the same last year after 27 years with the same club. Now before half of you start to call me sexist here is the situation. There are four lions club here, two mixed, one all women and ours was all men until one "fellow lion" wanted to TEST the system, we politely asked him to take his lady and join a mixed club, of course he declined, we voted and, due to pressure from above, the vote was to accept women. I also believe that Accrington has a lady lions club, I wonder if they have any males?

cashman · 02-11-2005, 12:08

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Originally Posted by ossy kid

To the lions president I say, well done, stand up for your principles. I did exactly the same last year after 27 years with the same club. Now before half of you start to call me sexist here is the situation. There are four lions club here, two mixed, one all women and ours was all men until one "fellow lion" wanted to TEST the system, we politely asked him to take his lady and join a mixed club, of course he declined, we voted and, due to pressure from above, the vote was to accept women. I also believe that Accrington has a lady lions club, I wonder if they have any males?

that must be why i avoid accy center at night, too many lions prowling.lol

SPUGGIE J · 02-11-2005, 12:18

I thought it was all the kebab shops that stopped you hitting accy.