A more innocent time...

mani · 01-06-2006, 02:33

funny story

when i was a kid i went into mcdonalds for the first time with my best mate.

we were dead excited as we were like right what shall we order?!

i cudnt decide and my muslim mate goes i'm ordering a cheese burger. i goes r u sure? he's like yeah sure its actually made of cheese not meat thats why its a cheese burger the meat ones are called beef burgers... my brother eats cheese burgers all the time!

no probs he's my best mate he wouldnt trick me and he was a year older than me sure he'll know best - went up and i ordered a cheeseburger meal - handed over my hard saved cash - not bad considering i was never actually given spending money.

sat down with great delight - my first mcdonalds meal... and... well u can predict it...

the crushing feeling of disappointment was never lower - we just offered them to two guys sittin near by and walked out with the chips...

*sigh* how the hell would you eat a burger made out of cheese anyway?!

whats your naive moment stories??

Madhatter · 01-06-2006, 16:38

When I got with the prettiest girl on this earth, and she was veggie. I invited her round to a family barbeque, and I trusted my stepdad to go and buy veggie burgers. I never checked, never even thought about it, but the veggie burgers were vegetable burgers, vegetable in mashed potato. The embarasment as my girlfriend tried to eat this burger, which obviously wasn't even cooked properly, on a bun with no knife and fork, so my family wouldn't know and so that she wouldnt get attention off them. I can laugh at the thought now, but I felt awfull for not checking. Needless to say it never worked out. She moved on to have a couple of kids and get married but I haven't actually seen her since, so wendy from liverpool, if you read this, I'm really sorry.

chav1 · 03-06-2006, 16:39

mani yo woulda been ok i wouldnt class what mcdonalds use as meat and i have no idea what animal it comes from if any at all

Tinkerbelle · 03-06-2006, 17:59

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Originally Posted by mani

whats your naive moment stories??

I'm just too clever for naive moments

but I did have a mate that would take in everything we said, he was a proper sponge

Story 1 (All the same person) Mate came down to my house I'd just been bleaching my hair, it had gone a very light blonde ...... he asked what I'd used as he wanted to streak his ...... I told him Domestos! I eventually had to tell the truth on this one because he was threatening to use it to get the same result!

Story 2 We were sat on the door one day with a few friends, we were all skint and couldn't afford any fags so we were smoking roll ups, this lad looked out window and said "what you smoking?" We told him a joint and did he want any? He obviously said yes, thinking he was being clever....... So I got an oxo cube from kitchen and rolled him a "joint" ......... He said he was stoned as a ....

Story 3. Again, same said friend wanted to know how us girls achieved our cracking cleavages in the body suits we wore in the early '90's, instead of being honest and saying "Wonder Bra's" I told him we had to cellotape our boobs up

and again he believed every word!!

Mark, if you read this I am also very, very sorry but you were so gullible!

harwood red · 03-06-2006, 23:40

Aww bless to name him too eh tinks!!!!! I'm sure he will be so chuffed that you remember him that way!!!

Tinkerbelle · 03-06-2006, 23:57

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Originally Posted by harwood red

Aww bless to name him too eh tinks!!!!! I'm sure he will be so chuffed that you remember him that way!!!

No he'll thank me that those 3 were the only ones I told you about

I told him another one of how to hide a s**g rash on his neck from his girlfriend ....... who obviously hadn't put it there

harwood red · 04-06-2006, 00:00

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

No he'll thank me that those 3 were the only ones I told you about

I told him another one of how to hide a s**g rash on his neck from his girlfriend ....... who obviously hadn't put it there

Ooooo I like it when you're being wicked, hee hee

chav1 · 04-06-2006, 11:32

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

No he'll thank me that those 3 were the only ones I told you about

I told him another one of how to hide a s**g rash on his neck from his girlfriend ....... who obviously hadn't put it there

did you tell him to use domestos

grannyclaret · 04-06-2006, 12:25

ooh i lead such a sheltered life,,,, that lad would have been o.k. with me....

Tinkerbelle · 04-06-2006, 15:40

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Originally Posted by chav1

did you tell him to use domestos

If you ever find yourself in the same predicament I'll let you in to the little secret of what I told him to use

chav1 · 04-06-2006, 16:56

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

If you ever find yourself in the same predicament I'll let you in to the little secret of what I told him to use

toothpaste works

cashman · 04-06-2006, 23:11

heres a little story tinks has just reminded me of (naive friends) a guy in the 60s had crabs and he asked me and me mate what he should do cos he was to embarrassed to go to the chemists, i told him to shave himself and put them in a saucer of vinegar! he did pmsl never spoke to me for yonks and if your on accyweb i'm NOT sorry loll

Alan Gilmartin · 05-06-2006, 07:41

Allergic to shellfish was he Mr C.