a new excuse up for grabs for exessive snow lol

accyman · 09-01-2010, 15:19

as the councils accross teh country have near enough all been crippled by this freak snow i thought i would provide at least 1 excuse that sounds at least %10 believable as to why they were caught with there pants down and totaly unpreppared lol

China overdoes cloud seeding to end drought... and blankets Beijing in snow | Mail Online

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Chinese weather scientists were embarrassingly caught out by a sudden cold snap yesterday.
They had decided to 'seed' clouds with chemicals to produce rain and ease a drought in Beijing.
The operation went exactly as they had hoped - except that temperatures dropped sharply and the precipitation fell as snow.
It kept going for half the day, blanketing the capital's streets and hitting air and road travel. It was the earliest snow in Beijing for ten years.

Read more: China overdoes cloud seeding to end drought... and blankets Beijing in snow | Mail Online

them pesky chinese are attacking us by manipulating the damn weather

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if after reading this you feel a sudden anger towards china and feel the need to goto war with them just remember that if china are stopped you wont have any use for your sledge that you rushed out to buy as soon as teh snow started to fall

cashman · 09-01-2010, 16:33

i don't feel sudden anger toward china, i have always hated em.

DaveinGermany · 09-01-2010, 17:30

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Originally Posted by cashman

i don't feel sudden anger toward china, i have always hated em.

Except when they're the only Chippy open last thing at night when yer staggerin' Home.

cashman · 09-01-2010, 21:36

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Except when they're the only Chippy open last thing at night when yer staggerin' Home.

that was long ago Dave as i can't drink these days, besides hated em then, the one up past the "Castle" up whalley rd chased me wi a cleaver, just fer ordering Vulture n Chips.

jaysay · 10-01-2010, 10:20

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Originally Posted by accyman

as the councils accross the country have near enough all been crippled by this freak snow i thought i would provide at least 1 excuse that sounds at least %10 believable as to why they were caught with there pants down and totaly unpreppared lol

China overdoes cloud seeding to end drought... and blankets Beijing in snow | Mail Online

them pesky chinese are attacking us by manipulating the damn weather

edit:

if after reading this you feel a sudden anger towards china and feel the need to goto war with them just remember that if china are stopped you wont have any use for your sledge that you rushed out to buy as soon as the snow started to fall

Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Mail accyman

DaveinGermany · 10-01-2010, 11:31

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Originally Posted by cashman

that was long ago Dave as i can't drink these days, besides hated em then, the one up past the "Castle" up whalley rd chased me wi a cleaver, just fer ordering Vulture n Chips.

Now if you'd of asked fer Rat & fried rice !!!!

jaysay · 10-01-2010, 11:37

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Now if you'd of asked fer Rat & fried rice !!!!

No it was flied lice

DaveinGermany · 10-01-2010, 12:29

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Originally Posted by jaysay

No it was flied lice

That explains the legs then.

g jones · 10-01-2010, 19:53

Someone wants to write to the Mail with a suggestion for cloud seeding over Ethiopia, simplez

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accyman · 10-01-2010, 23:20

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Originally Posted by g jones

Someone wants to write to the Mail with a suggestion for cloud seeding over Ethiopia, simplez

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no bloody chance they will have us paying for coats and wellies as well as bloody feeding them then.

think it through man

mallard · 10-01-2010, 23:32

now i can see who is going to bared from there chippy

garinda · 11-01-2010, 01:00

Sadly it's not just a Mail story, it happens to be true, and over 500 people have died so far in China because of the snow.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5766595.ece

They also did it before the last Olympics.

Perhaps Bumbling Boris will knock one up, to ensure are recent successes are repeated at London 2012.

DaveinGermany · 11-01-2010, 21:11

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Originally Posted by garinda

Sadly it's not just a Mail story, it happens to be true, and over 500 people have died so far in China because of the snow.

video: Beijing blanketed by snow after China seeds clouds to beat drought - timesonline

They also did it before the last Olympics.

Perhaps Bumbling Boris will knock one up, to ensure are recent successes are repeated at London 2012.

Err, not quite getting this ! Knock who up ?? if you're looking for Volunteers, you might find Suzzeeee (from other links) quite amenable

Retlaw · 11-01-2010, 23:46

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Err, not quite getting this ! Knock who up ?? if you're looking for Volunteers, you might find Suzzeeee (from other links) quite amenable

Ooooooooooooooh you are awful.
In this case your filthy mind has gone into overdrive.
By knock one up, he means build a snow machine.
Retlaw.

jaysay · 12-01-2010, 10:39

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Ooooooooooooooh you are awful.
In this case your filthy mind has gone into overdrive.
By knock one up, he means build a snow machine.
Retlaw.

Thanks for clearing that up Retlaw