A plague of flies

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I am grateful that jepster took the time and trouble to join up, to provide me with an explanation of the cause.

Seeing I live between You and the NIPA site Margaret, wonder why its not giving me problems

[MargaretR]

It must be that they like the air in my place - no chemicals, and four air cleaning machines operating 24/7.

Coming from Cockers old site, my place is their equivalent of a trip to the alps.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

It must be that they like the air in my place - no chemicals, and four air cleaning machines operating 24/7.

Coming from Cockers old site, my place is their equivalent of a trip to the alps.

Fly's are picky Margaret, no point in stopping off for a snack if there's nout to eat

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Fly's are picky Margaret, no point in stopping off for a snack if there's nout to eat

Obviously they prefer their crumbs to be organic.

They are intelligent Ossy flies.

[Less]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

It must be that they like the air in my place - no chemicals, and four air cleaning machines operating 24/7.

Coming from Cockers old site, my place is their equivalent of a trip to the alps.

OR

It could be the festering, mouldering body of one of your neighbours that hasn't been seen for the past fortnight, but how can you tell you never go out.

[MargaretR]

A good neighbour provides me with regular updates of neighbourhood news.

There may be a rotting body in the woods at the back, but the flies are more likely to be feasting on dog poo before their alpine mountaineering excursion.

[susie123]

Originally Posted by jepster

Thank you, ive been reading this forum for weeks now, with no intention of joining, until i saw Margarets problem with flies, the only way i could give her an explanation was to join, susie123 hadnt even answered Margaret, but hey a new member gives an explanation and she sees a opertunity to be controversial, now you all know the source of the flies, ill go back to just reading theres too many people like susie123, who just wont be happy if they arent doubting a newcomer goodbye folks see yah, and keep watching the press for the full story,

Well I'm sorry you feel like that but I need say no more as the comments of others about this post have done it for me. I think they know me and Accyweb rather better than you do.

Perhaps it might help you to know that at the time of my first post I was as high as a kite on steroids which are helping me to counteract the effects of a 12 week course of chemotherapy for a serious illness. So cut me some slack, maybe? Not an excuse, just giving you a bit of background.

I won't waste any red karma on you, prefer to give green to more deserving folk. But stick around on Accyweb and you may live and learn.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

Obviously they prefer their crumbs to be organic.

They are intelligent Ossy flies.

Or maybe there are no crumbs at all in my Gaff, Margaret

[MargaretR]

I have noticed that you rarely offer any crumbs of comfort to other members.

[accyman]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Seeing I live between You and the NIPA site Margaret, wonder why its not giving me problems

they cant press the button on the intercom

[claytonx]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

A good neighbour provides me with regular updates of neighbourhood news.

There may be a rotting body in the woods at the back, but the flies are more likely to be feasting on dog poo before their alpine mountaineering excursion.

It is reported on the Lancashire evening telegraph Web Page now.

[MargaretR]

Oswaldtwistle waste site blamed for plague of flies (From Lancashire Telegraph)

It mentions the affected area as 'within a mile', but that entymologist link I provided said they can travel one to two miles easily, so Accy members get your fly invasion supplies now

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I have noticed that you rarely offer any crumbs of comfort to other members.

I did in your hour of need

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by accyman

they cant press the button on the intercom

Well if they did I'd just tell um to Buzzzzzzzz off

[accyman]

i like this guys username on the telegraph website under the story refering to them trying to locate the land owner lol

useyourhead says...
2:50pm Fri 20 Jul 12
Land registry search £8.00. owner name and contact details are on this document.