Accrington dog-owners

[StevenWaling]

I was recently visiting my sister over Christmas, and on several occassions me and my partner had to avoid dog mess in the middle of the street. Is this how you allll behave, creating a health hazard and a disgusting mess for everyone else! Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

[Less]

A minority of dog owners leave she - ite over the area, they are to be condemned in exactly the same way as people on this site that group everyone together and then leave their she - ite over our site, when you have calmed down from your uneeded rant, I hope you will return and apologise to the sites responsible dog owners of which there are plenty.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I was recently visiting my sister over Christmas, and on several occassions me and my partner had to avoid dog mess in the middle of the street. Is this how you allll behave, creating a health hazard and a disgusting mess for everyone else! Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

Please can someone translate that into English for me, my Babelfish can even understand Scouse but gave up on that

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

hiunds

Must be part of the Posh lot! Hiunds? I say old chap, let the Hiunds loose on the peasantry what, such a jolly spiffing wheeze ya!

Most of us have hounds, dogs & mutts mate, & the majority bag up after them too, so wind yer neck in a bit or you'll give yourself a thrommy.

And on top of that, what were you doing in the middle of the street you loon? You've more chance of getting run over that way, stick to the pavements.

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

Yeah right Steven "get a cat"
Another ship machine that dumps off piste in other peoples gardens and plant pots. Sensible? Nay nay thrice times nay.

[Guinness]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I was recently visiting my sister over Christmas, and on several occassions me and my partner had to avoid dog mess in the middle of the street. Is this how you allll behave, creating a health hazard and a disgusting mess for everyone else! Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

Originally Posted by Neil

Please can someone translate that into English for me, my Babelfish can even understand Scouse but gave up on that

Seems pretty straightforward to me??

'coming home from the dog racing, driving down the middle of the road in my Hyundai, a yoyo rolled out in front of me causing a hazard to my health, and me and my partner had to avoid it. I could have had a disgusting mess to clean off my car. If anyone saw it, can they report it to my sister before next Christmas so she can hit some sense into me with a nine tailed whip.'

[Less]

I wonder, when his sister finishes her wave of goodbye, tells him to be careful as he meanders down the middle of the road, then she closes the door relieved to remove the false smile she had to force onto her face from the start to the finish of the visit, does she then collapse onto the settee and exclaim to the loved ones that also had to suffer her siblings presence, "Well thank Fook that's over with!"
At which her spouse dashes over wipes her brow and say's, "Yes my love, but brace yourself, he plans to be back next Christmas".

[Eric]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Yeah right Steven "get a cat"

Maybe he meant this kind of cat:





Come to think of it ... this would be a great way to solve parking problems on Blackburn Rd.

[maxthecollie]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I was recently visiting my sister over Christmas, and on several occassions me and my partner had to avoid dog mess in the middle of the street. Is this how you allll behave, creating a health hazard and a disgusting mess for everyone else! Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

I wish you could spell correctly and be before coming on here and tarring all responsible dog owners with the same brush.

[Less]

Originally Posted by maxthecollie

I wish you could spell correctly and be before coming on here and tarring all responsible dog owners with the same brush.

Just to be a tad, well critical, responsible dog owners don't leave the turds in the middle of the street, however, I suspect you may have meant,

how dare you for coming on here trying to tar all dog owners with the same brush?

Even though it's years since a dog was my companion, I don't think the responsible need a white line walker telling them what to do.

[Morecambe Ex Pat]

You think dog toyds are the main thing to worry about?

I travelled along Blackburn Road on the lead up to Christmas and not content with taking the scrap, the travellers have had it away with all the houses around Lonsdale Street and beyond. Where have all those peasants been transported to, Australia?

[south aussie]

Originally Posted by Morecambe Ex Pat

You think dog toyds are the main thing to worry about?

I travelled along Blackburn Road on the lead up to Christmas and not content with taking the scrap, the travellers have had it away with all the houses around Lonsdale Street and beyond. Where have all those peasants been transported to, Australia?

Not all of us were transported here,some of us came of our own free will.
By the way are the changing of the traffic lights in MORECAMBE still the main attraction,not to mention the dead people in the bus shelters.

[Morecambe Ex Pat]

Originally Posted by south aussie

Not all of us were transported here,some of us came of our own free will.
By the way are the changing of the traffic lights in MORECAMBE still the main attraction,not to mention the dead people in the bus shelters.

Not all Australians are idiots, I met one once who could nearly tie his shoe laces.

With regard to Morecambe, how dare you say we leave our dead in bus shelters. Environmental health no longer allow that and insist that the dead people are moved within 48 hours due to the spread of diseases. As for the traffic lights, they were stolen ages ago along with the railings on the sea front, The Broadway Hotel and The Elms Hotel. The rest was washed away in the great storm of 2013.

I dare say that history will prove that we treat our locals a lot better that the Australians have treated theirs over the years.

[Accyexplorer]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I was recently visiting my sister over Christmas, and on several occassions me and my partner had to avoid dog mess in the middle of the street. Is this how you allll behave, creating a health hazard and a disgusting mess for everyone else! Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

On behalf of 'all' Accrington's responsible dog owner's......

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by StevenWaling

I was recently visiting my sister over Christmas, and on several occassions me and my partner had to avoid dog mess in the middle of the street. Is this how you allll behave, creating a health hazard and a disgusting mess for everyone else! Clean up after your hiunds and if yoy see it happening, report it. Or do the sensuble thing and get a cat. I've never seen a dirtier town for dog mess.

You asked if this is how we all behave....quite clearly from the responses you have received it isn't.
There are many many dog owners who are responsible and pick up their dogs' mess........your sister must live in a neighbourhood where there are a disproportionate number of irresponsible owners....maybe she should move....just to make you happy.