accyweb: access denied at the library - Page 2

Mancie · 31-01-2009, 00:15

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Originally Posted by garinda

I fiddled around for ages with that tiny keyboard when I was in hospital in the summer,

I can understand restictions would be necessary on a children's ward, but not on an adult one.

..thats a new one

....it's your business what you get up to under the sheets but there are restrictions!!

garinda · 31-01-2009, 00:20

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Originally Posted by Mancie

..thats a new one

....it's your business what you get up to under the sheets but there are restrictions!!

Any fiddling was done completely above the sheets, on the Lilipution sized keyboard.

As the elderly Asian lady with the bad wind, in the next bed to mine, will attest to.

Retlaw · 31-01-2009, 00:32

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Originally Posted by garinda

Depends on what clothing allowance you're offering.

(Sorry, just too hard to resist.)

Khaki battle dress, and as an added bonus
bully beef and hard tack, maybe an occasional
drop of rum when the shelling starts.

Pay, standard army WW1, 10 francs a day.
On Call 24/7. Leave 10 days off every 2 years
if your lucky. 4 days in trenches 4 days out, unless
jerry attacks. No TV, no radio, officers panicing and
sergeants balling & shouting, good chance of being
shot by either side.
What more do you want.

Retlaw.

garinda · 31-01-2009, 00:36

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Khaki battle dress, and as an added bonus
bully beef and hard tack, maybe an occasional
drop of rum when the shelling starts.

Pay, standard army WW1, 10 francs a day.
On Call 24/7. Leave 10 days off every 2 years
if your lucky. 4 days in trenches 4 days out, unless
jerry attacks. No TV, no radio, officers panicing and
sergeants balling & shouting, good chance of being
shot by either side.

Retlaw.

She'll take it Sir, and will be standing by awaiting orders.

Though I will claim the tin of Bully Beef as my commission for securing Katex this job, and generous clothing allowance.

katex · 31-01-2009, 01:03

You're a daft lot ...

Well at least the job comes with a uniform, saves me the headache of puzzling what to wear every morning ... and do rather suit the khaki military look, as long as comes with a decent leather belt and satin covered buttons.

We all hope you finish your task before you leave us Retlaw .. x

You can have the bully beef Garinda ... I'll keep the 'baccy.

jaysay · 31-01-2009, 10:22

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Originally Posted by mick

If you want to go on acsysweb from the library you must ask them to give you level 3 access there is no problem just ask and they will give you access to the site.
i have been in and asked about this as members where having problems and this how to get it sorted
hope it helps

That's why micks a mod and the rest of us are mere plebs on here

we're not worthy, were not worthy,

cashman · 31-01-2009, 10:25

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Originally Posted by jaysay

That's why micks a mod and the rest of us are mere plebs on here

we're not worthy, were not worthy,

didn't want to tell ya that.

Neil · 31-01-2009, 10:37

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Originally Posted by jaysay

That's why micks a mod and the rest of us are mere plebs

What makes you so sure mick is not a pleb as well?

jaysay · 31-01-2009, 11:14

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Originally Posted by Neil

What makes you so sure mick is not a pleb as well?

Cuz his name appears in black

MargaretR · 31-01-2009, 11:25

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Cuz his name appears in black

Impressive - we know the man in black

Retlaw · 31-01-2009, 14:11

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Originally Posted by katex

You're a daft lot ...

Well at least the job comes with a uniform, saves me the headache of puzzling what to wear every morning ... and do rather suit the khaki military look, as long as comes with a decent leather belt and satin covered buttons.

We all hope you finish your task before you leave us Retlaw .. x

You can have the bully beef Garinda ... I'll keep the 'baccy.

You can have a leather belt, no satin buttons,
officers only, boots Leather for the use of,
one size too small, must be kept highly polished
at all times. Cigarettes, Woodbines only, when they
run out, its dried tea leaves and any paper you can find
to make your own.
No makeup allowed, again officers only.
Any infractions and its field punishment No2,
Disobedience to orders and its field punishment
No1.

Retlaw.

katex · 31-01-2009, 14:42

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

No makeup allowed, again officers only.
Any infractions and its field punishment No2,
Disobedience to orders and its field punishment
No1.

Retlaw.

Field punishment .. mmmm kinky ...

No make-up !! Wash yer mouth out with salt and water ....

Suppose the rum wasn't even Bacardi either !
Woodbine ... well, any port in a storm as they say.

Seriously though Retlaw, it might seem a facile 2 hours to you, but not to the user, who may be looking for jobs, etc., and even going on line to Accyweb or just 'mucking around the net' can give the user great pleasure and contact with the outside world, if you understand me. Just didn't think it very fair to criticise other users that's all.

cashman · 31-01-2009, 14:44

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Originally Posted by katex

Seriously though Retlaw, it might seem a facile 2 hours to you, but not to the user, who may be looking for jobs, etc., and even going on line to Accyweb or just 'mucking around the net' can give the user great pleasure and contact with the outside world, if you understand me. Just didn't think it very fair to criticise other users that's all.

gotta say agree with katex on this, to each his own.