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27-04-2004, 19:53
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
Why do they never read instruction manuals??
It's all part of life's great adventure. Us pseudo-technical people never read 'em. I once had cause to open one of these mythical manuals, the first line read: 'You should have read this before it went bang!' How true!
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27-04-2004, 20:05
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So complex, yet so predictable So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings) So confusing, yet so funny but most of all, So irritating, yet so irresistible ...MEN![/QUOTE] Men are like larva lamps Janet, Fun to look at, but not too bright......
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27-04-2004, 20:14
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
Why is it that when we women have a cold, that is what we have, a simple cold. But when men have a simple cold in turns into MAN FLU?
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27-04-2004, 20:16
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
[/QUOTE] Men are like larva lamps Janet,
Fun to look at, but not too bright...... [/QUOTE] Oooo! Scratch her eyes out! Perhaps we should just b****r off to the moon. And take all the batteries with us.  
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27-04-2004, 20:17
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27-04-2004, 20:23
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
You know they only put the "S" in SARS, cos it would be embarrassing to die of "ARS"...
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27-04-2004, 21:00
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
men // well wot can one say // as i was told by one man my ex, (womans logigic is not like a mans ) plz tell me wen as any man ever shown anyone any logic at all, its different to a womans ( we are always right ) ha ha ha
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27-04-2004, 23:22
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27-04-2004, 23:44
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
LEN your monkey post is spot on...........
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28-04-2004, 03:07
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Re: Aggravating things about men!
How can you tell if your wife is dead ?
Sex is the same, but the washing up piles up. How can you tell if Husband is dead ? Sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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28-04-2004, 07:05
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Girls , girls , girls.We do all these things to make you feel superior.I mean when all said and done its the female maternal instinct that keeps you looking after us, or sympathy come to that.
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28-04-2004, 10:08
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why do they never put the toilet seat down?
why when they have had 5 pints they turn into a serial letch? |
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28-04-2004, 10:09
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i have an a-mail about men and women if anyones interested but i dont want to put it on here cos it contains a minor rude word and apart from that i wouldnt know how to paste it on a thread annyway
 just give me ur e-mail addresses xxx
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28-04-2004, 10:32
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[QUOTE=pussycat]why do they never put the toilet seat down?
Why do women never put the toilet seat back up where it belongs? Last edited by Tealeaf; 28-04-2004 at 13:22. |
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28-04-2004, 15:17
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Why do men never clean the toilet after they've used it???
Why do they think a clean pair of underpants are the ones they had on yesterday, turned inside out...
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