Aggravating things about men! - Page 5

Mik Dickinson · 02-05-2004, 15:26

Well i look at it as a sharing thing.I make it dirty the wife cleans it.I earn the money she spends it LOL!

Mik Dickinson · 02-05-2004, 15:27

And i would not allow any fairies in my house

ShortStuff · 02-05-2004, 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mik Dickinson

I earn the money she spends it LOL!

Yeah right - we earn as much as you lot nowadays - well in jobs were they will actually pay the same rate if your male or female (but that's a different thread!)

Tealeaf · 03-05-2004, 11:44

Men and women may be employed in the same job which pays the same rate, but in my experiance "earning" is a different matter

janet · 03-05-2004, 11:49

You would'nt be a touch sexist in saying that would you T.

Tealeaf · 03-05-2004, 11:54

Me Sexist? Merely observant.

Mik Dickinson · 03-05-2004, 17:48

About time we both started our own website eh? T. Sexiest dot com springs to mind.

M

janet · 03-05-2004, 17:58

Dont you start mik, we have enough keeping Tealeaf in check.

Perran · 03-05-2004, 22:47

Why do...
Men put the empty milk bottle back in the fridge?

Then you will take it out,wash it and put it outside.

Take the last thing of a plate in fridge and leave the plate there?

Then you will take it out, wash it up and put away.

Sniff their socks when they take them off?

To make sure they are smelly enough for you to find them and put in washing machine quicker thus ending in quick turn around and constant supply of clean socks

Scratch their wotsits first thing in the morning before even opening their eyes?

Hate to state the obvious but a. To check they are still there and b. Because they sometimes itch.

Never replace an empty toilet roll with a new one?

Because your always reorganising and moving the rolls around so we can never find them in the same place twice! ( This can sometimes happen with furniture aswell, with bedrooms becoming studies and dining rooms becoming lounges )

Throw things pathetically at bins and look astounded when they miss?

Who misses?

Use every pan and utensil in the house when they "cook"?

Creates more washing up for you to do. Washing up is relaxing and so gives you time to work out the above answers. Hopefully concluding that by doing the above men can save several vital minutes even hours a week thus giving them more time to spend in the pub or watching footy!

Mik Dickinson · 04-05-2004, 13:43

aye you are right Jane .Thing being you could knock on T,s door but me i am too far away for that, or am i?????

Tealeaf · 04-05-2004, 13:50

Afraid I'm the same Mik........not exactly a 5 minute bus ride from Accy town centre (despite what it say's above)

Mik Dickinson · 04-05-2004, 20:15

well then T it looks like we get the advantage over the womenfolk of this website.I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShortStuff · 04-05-2004, 20:25

Well done - you've both moved many miles away and now you've got the upper hand! (Don't think so!)

Mik Dickinson · 05-05-2004, 15:44

thank you for the verification of that fact ShortStuff.Me and T thank you for that

Tealeaf · 05-05-2004, 15:52

Yes Shortstuff....we're away from Accy. I'm still not following your logic though; but then again, what man can follow any womans logic....in fact, do women have logic....possibly - but, as in the immortal words of Doctor Spock, "...not as we know it".