Aggrevating things about Women...

[Tealeaf]

I love 'em dearly, but why do they:

1) when you're on a packed train, standing room only, insist on using the empty seat next to them as a storage space for luggage?

2) When you're right behind a girl in the check-out queue at the supermarket, she runs off to pick up some obscure vegatable at the far end of the shop just as it's her turn so you have to stand there doing nowt while she comes back?

3) You get through check-out and go to get 20 fags from the baccy stall, the girl's mate (above) has decided to avoid the main tills and pay at the ciggy section.....but she's got 55 items?

4) You finally get out and get down the pub, there's one table left so you go to the bar and order your drink, turn to your table, and some floozy & her mate (above) have walked in behind you and pinched your table without getting a drink?

Your answers please....I have many more questions.

[lettie]

I've never done any of those things.... honest!!!


OK, I'll admit to the public transport luggage on seat thingy, but it was self defence and done purely to stop the creep, who was staring down my top from sitting next to me and hemming me in by the window...

[Tealeaf]

Why did'nt you just offer him the window seat..then it would have been more difficult to stare down your top...mind you, he probably would have had his hand on your knee

[SuperAccyStan]

Only Tealeaf would start a thread like this

[Tealeaf]

Someone has to......I reckon I've got about another 100 observations to make...and then there's all the other blokes as well

[Neal]

Originally Posted by lettie

I've never done any of those things.... honest!!!


OK, I'll admit to the public transport luggage on seat thingy, but it was self defence and done purely to stop the creep, who was staring down my top from sitting next to me and hemming me in by the window...

Sorry about that Lettie, I was lonely

[lettie]

Nice one Neal....

[Tealeaf]

Why is it that when girls are out on the town in the evening they are incapable of going to the loo on their own and have to be escorted by at least one, and usually two friends? Can you imagine a bloke saying to his mates "I'm going for a pee now...who wants to come with me....."

[lettie]

Now there are several answers to the toilet one..

1) They're not actually going to the loo, but are in mid conversation and feel the desperate need to apply lipstick.

2) They are going to the loo, but know there is no lock on the door (most town centre pubs in accy) Rather than try to sit on the loo with your leg stretched out to try and get your foot on the door, we use our mates as a doorstop.

3) they have gone to talk about somebody behind their back ( that's the usual one)

4) You know that your mate will have toilet roll in her bag, and there's a high chance that the pub won't have any (accy again)

5) She may also have a spare toilet seat secreted about her person, and some of the pubs round here don't have those either. Must be some sort of national shortage of loo seats or something.

6) Some women aren't comfortable standing in pubs alone, while their mate is half an hour in the loo, so they will accompany them.. Personally, I couldn't give a toilet seat..

[Tealeaf]

Blimey....I wonder how lot you would go on in France? Last time I went on a pub crawl in Paris it was'nt only the bog seats that were nicked...so were the bog bowls as well ...there was just a hole in the ground...you could also forget about the paper 'cause they had a water jet instead.....and women and blokes use the same room. On the basis of the reasoning above, it would take a coachload a week just to allow for one girl to have a p.

[lettie]

There is a slightly more scientific reason for the 2 to the loo thing. Assuming that both women went to the pub at the same time and drunk equal volumes of fluids. The normal adult bladder has roughly a 300 ml capacity. If both are youngish adult females with normal renal, parasympathetic and sympathetic nerve functions, normal sphincter and detrusor muscle action, then they will simply need to pee at the same time. Once you've broken the seal (so to speak) in a pub, you are pretty much garanteed to need to go every 15-30 minutes thereafter, and will probably be in sync for the rest of the night..

[Tealeaf]

But this is purely theoretical.As you are aware, continence is maintained by the external sphincter and pelvic floor muscles maintaining urethal pressure higher than bladder pressure....your estimate of every 15-30 minutes is such that statistically one would be looking at a mean variation of 7 or 8 minutes between 2 friends...in other words, the chances of them having to go at the same time are far less then not having to go at the same time.

Would'nt the simple solution be for all the women to petition for decent bogs in pubs in Accy; and if they ain't decent, report them to Health & Safety?

[lettie]

A lot of women would rather go into the loos with their friends and literally sqeeze one out, even if they do not wish to urinate at the same time. I reckon it is because they don't want to be left in the pub on their own. My mate will go about every 15 mins, as her pelvic floor is shot at, I tend to accompany her every other time as my pelvic floor is damn near perfect.

[lindsay ormerod]

Well said Lettie,I can wait ages for the loo,result of the Caesarian section I think!And I never go to the loo with a companioin and have no worries about entering pubs in Accy on my own,[foreign towns are different!]I am now going to start a thread about aggravating things men do!

[Sparkologist]

Originally Posted by lettie

If both are youngish adult females with normal renal, parasympathetic and sympathetic nerve functions, normal sphincter and detrusor muscle action, then they will simply need to pee at the same time.

HOLY SAMOSAS Lettie!!! A mouthfull and then some. Isn't the idea with medical dictionaries to give them a cursory glance and then use them to prop up wobbley table legs?
What you have just described, is it the Ahhhhh... feeling, more prosaically known as a bladder orgasm?