Allotment. - Page 5

taddy · 30-09-2022, 16:15

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I was reading it as Scrumpyou…..so the poo bit did not occur to me.
To the pure all things are pure.

I shall leave an answer to that to an ex British soldier now enjoying the good life in Germany, come on Dave, I have a sense of humour but with never being in the military I cannot match yours.

Margaret Pilkington · 30-09-2022, 16:23

Don’t sell yourself short son….’yer blood’s worth bottling’.

Margaret Pilkington · 30-09-2022, 16:24

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Originally Posted by taddy

I shall leave an answer to that to an ex British soldier now enjoying the good life in Germany, come on Dave, I have a sense of humour but with never being in the military I cannot match yours.

You do not need to be in the military to develop a sense of humour Taddy.
You just have to have lived a varied life and view it as a crazy experiment.

taddy · 30-09-2022, 16:40

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You do not need to be in the military to develop a sense of humour Taddy.
You just have to have lived a varied life and view it as a crazy experiment.

What a cracking answer, keep it coming, By the way Marge, I don't know whether you fancy a few apples but if we are both still around this time next year then let me know and I will drop you of a few, or even more than a few.

Margaret Pilkington · 30-09-2022, 19:44

I hope we will both be around this time next year…..and if we are….then that would be lovely.
Didn’t Eve tempt Adam with an Apple?

DaveinGermany · 30-09-2022, 20:26

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Don’t sell yourself short son….’yer blood’s worth bottling’.

If you're wanting something with a high alcohol content!

DaveinGermany · 30-09-2022, 20:28

Tads mate, humour comes in many forms & I do recall you've placed a few chuckleworthy quips on these pages.

taddy · 01-10-2022, 08:16

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I hope we will both be around this time next year…..and if we are….then that would be lovely.
Didn’t Eve tempt Adam with an Apple?

So, what is Marge tempting Taddy with? another homeless ferret maybe.

Margaret Pilkington · 01-10-2022, 13:13

You’ll have to wait and see Taddy…and I will too.

shillelagh · 25-10-2022, 01:08

anyone got any idea on how to ripen strawberries?

ive had a second crop of strawberries on my plants in the pots .. and as you can see .. theyre not turning red and it is a bit late now for them to turn red ..

by the way the photos were taken yesterday (monday)

Margaret Pilkington · 25-10-2022, 05:22

Put a banana near them….I am not sure if this will work on fruit still growing, but it works on picked fruit Jen.

taddy · 25-10-2022, 07:54

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Put a banana near them….I am not sure if this will work on fruit still growing, but it works on picked fruit Jen.

Marge could be spot on with her comment, it certainly works with growing Tomato's, I use Banana skins in the greenhouse every year. works a treat but don't waste good banana's only use the skins

shillelagh · 29-11-2022, 23:50

still have roses coming out!!!! its november!!!!!

landhusweg · 30-11-2022, 10:13

November the 8th, just mowed the lawn for the last time this year. Never done it as late as this!
Cheers

Margaret Pilkington · 30-11-2022, 15:13

I have only put my central heating on at the beginning of this week…and then only because my other half has just come out of hospital.
I was hoping to get to December!