Am I Racist? - Page 5

cashman · 29-09-2006, 19:18

if that apology was sincere,i'm a dutchman. from what i have read theres only 1 racist on this thread and they don't even realise. sad really. P.S. if it really was sincere then fair do's.

SPUGGIE J · 29-09-2006, 19:31

Had an e-mail sent to me about the obserdity of the racist carryon and might post it providing certain members dont take offence.

WillowTheWhisp · 29-09-2006, 19:36

Go on Spuggie put us out of our misery.

SPUGGIE J · 29-09-2006, 19:43

Sent as a joke I think.

A US Navy cruiser is anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from
the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's Debutante Ball.
I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried
officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They
should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite
Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will
be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. And one last point:
No Jews Please."

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite rap
at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four
handsome, smiling black officers.

Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered,
"There must be some mistake."

"No, Madam," said the first officer. "Captain Goldberg never makes
mistakes."

harwood red · 29-09-2006, 19:45

hee hee very good spuggie

WillowTheWhisp · 29-09-2006, 19:52

Nice one Spuggie.

SPUGGIE J · 29-09-2006, 20:04

The moral as I see it is never prejudge unless willing to take the repricussions that will follow.

Bagpuss · 29-09-2006, 22:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppy

(I am not a racist I have lots of asian friends) line. that is a classic racist response.

"I am a racist and have no asian friends", now that is a classic racist response

:engsmil:

cashman · 29-09-2006, 22:38

see i'm not racist!

West Ender · 29-09-2006, 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagpuss

"I am a racist and have no asian friends", now that is a classic racist response

:engsmil:

Unless you're Asian, in which case you are Billy No Mates.

Madhatter · 29-09-2006, 23:57

ok hows about this.
The poles are comin over here and knicking all our jobs because for some strange reason they can work for less than the minimum wage.

LancYorkYankee · 30-09-2006, 02:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Does calling myself a stupid English idiot constitute being racist?

Only if you now say you have some friends who are stupid English idiots!

Brian (white, anglo-saxon, protestant, german, northerner, southerner, east-coaster, etc)

SPUGGIE J · 30-09-2006, 09:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee

Only if you now say you have some friends who are stupid English idiots!

Brian (white, anglo-saxon, protestant, german, northerner, southerner, east-coaster, etc)

2 up here and one is def that when full of the demon drink (Polish Vodka).

AccyJay · 30-09-2006, 16:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madhatter

ok hows about this.
The poles are comin over here and knicking all our jobs because for some strange reason they can work for less than the minimum wage.

Poppy ! Is this a racist comment? Or is it a fact?

I also find it strange that a person calls somebody a racist, then only makes 3 comments in the thread. Is s/he (see profile) just trying to stir things up?

WillowTheWhisp · 30-09-2006, 18:22

I don't know if Madhatters post is racist but the employers sound like they may be Polist if they are specifically paying Polish workers less than the minimum wage. How are they getting away with it?

Any hope of Poppy apologising yet for misrepesenting me? To be falsely accused like that is verging on slander (or is it libel?) I'm 'libel' to get confused with those two the more I think about it.