America v Great Britain - Page 2

garinda · 25-05-2010, 23:36

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Originally Posted by cashman

would that be around the time i was bothering wi Mary Whitehouse?

Cashy! I thought you had more taste.

I never knew you and old Mary 'It was so filthy I watched it twice, just to make sure' Whitehouse had done a bit of bothering.

accyman · 25-05-2010, 23:38

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Originally Posted by garinda

Lord Longford smuggled me in, inside a condom he'd swallowed.

i heard it was in abottle

garinda · 25-05-2010, 23:40

Another good thing about British jails, over American ones, is that crack isn't really very popular here, so British wives don't have to try and hide a pipe in their snatch.

garinda · 25-05-2010, 23:43

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Originally Posted by accyman

i heard it was in abottle

Purlease.

As if.

Next you'll want to take out my cork, give a little rub, and expect me to grant you three wishes.

It ain't happening.

garinda · 25-05-2010, 23:50

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Originally Posted by accyman

i heard it was in abottle

Someone should have explained to her in more detail, what the 'Pepsi Challenge' really was.

accyman · 26-05-2010, 00:29

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Originally Posted by garinda

Someone should have explained to her in more detail, what the 'Pepsi Challenge' really was.

i thought it ended up there through her having a nasty coke habbit

Eric · 26-05-2010, 02:09

Has anyone compared the crime rate in the UK with that of the US? I haven't, by the way; still suffering from the Victoria Day binge

But I do feel that as well as discussing the merits of the two systems, we should also be looking at how effective they are, or seem to be.

accyman · 26-05-2010, 05:22

all i know is that in the uk its most likely a murderer will be released to murder again after 10-17 years but in some states at least murderers get executed so although murders may still occur its less likely to be a repeat offender :-)

jaysay · 26-05-2010, 09:19

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Originally Posted by garinda

Lord Longford smuggled me in, inside a condom he'd swallowed.

I thought it was only nasty things that were smuggled into prisons that way

jaysay · 26-05-2010, 09:22

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Originally Posted by accyman

all i know is that in the uk its most likely a murderer will be released to murder again after 10-17 years but in some states at least murderers get executed so although murders may still occur its less likely to be a repeat offender :-)

Unless he's been blessed by JCB accyman