another abandoned police car...? - Page 3

wkd_one · 24-04-2006, 17:15

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Originally Posted by Neil

WOW have you turned into a Tory Gayle ?

shhh neil its a new secret tactic to trick tory voters to cross her box

lets face it theres a good chance of it working coz even after reading this the buggers will still be confused

SPUGGIE J · 24-04-2006, 18:03

Confused is an understatement I might need an atlas to get out of this.

garinda · 24-04-2006, 18:06

The word on the street is that there is a rumoured raid on the money being delivered into the bank. There was also a police van parked on the site of the old Co-op opposite the bank, as well as the police car.

On Friday every person leaving the bank was escorted to the door by a police man.

Any criminal worth their salt would have started this rumour, and have all the police force tied up outside the TSB in Ossy, then deftly pull off a cheeky raid at another unwatched bank close by.

SPUGGIE J · 24-04-2006, 18:15

Are you saying that the police are that gullible?

It was there wages they were protecting.

Newsflash....... Local police force caught actually doing something other than upsetting motorists and drinking tea. These brave bobbies have been protecting a bank............

Gayle · 24-04-2006, 18:51

There was a police operation in Oswaldtwistle over Easter - it was called Who's Wrecking your Neighbourhood. Apparently crime went down which just shows that if there is a police presence on the streets it will reduce crime. With an extra 50 PCSOs and Community Warden that a Labour council will provide if they win in May this will guarantee a stronger force on the streets all the time!

Neil · 24-04-2006, 19:03

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Originally Posted by Gayle

With an extra 50 PCSOs and Community Warden that a Labour council will provide if they win in May this will guarantee a stronger force on the streets all the time!

Can I have one outside my house pretty please Gayle? Before I get arrested for slapping the cheeky little gits that are hanging round at the moment.

Gayle · 24-04-2006, 19:07

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Originally Posted by Neil

Can I have one outside my house pretty please Gayle? Before I get arrested for slapping the cheeky little gits that are hanging round at the moment.

You'll have to speak to your local Councillor!

Neil · 24-04-2006, 19:36

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Originally Posted by Gayle

You'll have to speak to your local Councillor!

I almost phoned him this morning but it would appear all that is needed is his email address as a cc on an email from someone and the problem was sorted. I do like using the cc function. It is just as useful but not as sneaky as using bcc

Gayle · 24-04-2006, 19:39

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Originally Posted by Neil

I almost phoned him this morning but it would appear all that is needed is his email address as a cc on an email from someone and the problem was sorted. I do like using the cc function. It is just as useful but not as sneaky as using bcc

And people say that politician's are sneaky - are you planning on running for office!

Neil · 24-04-2006, 19:42

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Originally Posted by Gayle

And people say that politician's are sneaky - are you planning on running for office!

If I did, I bet anyone daft enough to read my posts would not know weither I would be running against you or with you

Gayle · 24-04-2006, 19:46

That's true but the question is whether you know!

Neil · 24-04-2006, 20:37

Of course I know which way I would turn. Do you think I don't know my own mind, Rhonda tells me all the time

steve · 25-04-2006, 14:56

the last police car i so there had its o/s mirror smashed, maybe its an insurance scam?

wkd_one · 25-04-2006, 15:29

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Originally Posted by steve

the last police car i so there had its o/s mirror smashed, maybe its an insurance scam?

perhaps now it has happened to a police car they will know how we feel when scumbag kids go round smashing our wing mirrors off and scratching our cars and do somthing about it

Acrylic-bob · 01-05-2006, 02:37

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Originally Posted by Gayle

There was a police operation in Oswaldtwistle over Easter - it was called Who's Wrecking your Neighbourhood.

Well that's an easy question to answer, and moreover, one that does not require the expenditure of thousands of pounds worth of Police time. The poeple who are wrecking your neighbourhood are the very people you have elected to preserve and develop it - HYNDBURN BOROUGH COUNCIL!

Surely it cannot have escaped electors attention that the clowns who recently prided themselves on providing thirty years of service to the people of Hyndburn are also mainly responsible for it being the 51st most deprived borough in England and Wales?