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Old 11-12-2006, 01:45   #16
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2 words tough s..t
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Old 11-12-2006, 10:54   #17
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What annoys me more than anything about this story is the quote from the HMP "spokeswoman" saying that the prison service recognised that the festive season could be difficult for inmates and efforts were made to minimise distress.

Why shouldn't it be difficult for the sods and why should any effort at all be made to minimise their distress?

That little statement shows all too well just where the authorities' sympathies lie.
Couldn't agree more Wynonie, yet I'm one of those people who thinks life in prison for murder should mean life not eight years, and the the word concurrent should be deleated from sentancing requirements and replaced with consecutive.
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Old 11-12-2006, 11:20   #18
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The vast majority of people in the country think this way. However, our politicians refuse to take action on this. I keep asking for Greg Pope to come on here and explain why his government won't adopt a genuinely tough stance on law and order, but, of course, he won't because he knows how hopelessly at odds he would appear with his constituents. Not that I would expect anything better from matey Dave "hug a hoodie" Cameron.
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Old 11-12-2006, 11:21   #19
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They should trim their cells up like this, and pipe in Cliff Richard's 'Mistletoe and Wine' 24/7.

Merry Christmas scumbags.
Nice bit of sadistic thought there G. I like it.
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Old 11-12-2006, 12:50   #20
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They should trim their cells up like this, and pipe in Cliff Richard's 'Mistletoe and Wine' 24/7.
that's abit OTT garinda..have you ever considered a career as an interrogator for some south american junta ? I mean Cliff Richard 24/7.. thats plain sick!
given a choice I'd rather opt for the old electrodes to the genitals routine anyday!
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Old 11-12-2006, 12:51   #21
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that's abit OTT garinda..have you ever considered a career as an interrogator for some south american junta ? I mean Cliff Richard 24/7.. thats plain sick!
given a choice I'd rather opt for the old electrodes to the genitals routine anyday!
now that is punishment ....right someone get cliff sent to wormwood scrubs & to strangeways pmsl!!!
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Old 11-12-2006, 13:05   #22
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The vast majority of people in the country think this way. However, our politicians refuse to take action on this.

Don't the vast majority of people in this country think differently to polticians anyway. The vast majority probably only vote based on the colour of a rosette.
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Old 11-12-2006, 13:06   #23
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now that is punishment ....right someone get cliff sent to wormwood scrubs & to strangeways pmsl!!!

Sadley the human rights act forbids this kind of torture so how about writing replies to kids Christmas letters to Santa. Now that would rub salt into the wounds but could not be challenged as its a form of community service.


Bannana gets reply to Christmas letter.
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Old 11-12-2006, 14:05   #24
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While they're booking Cliff for a Christmas concert or two they could get Noel Edmonds to go in and visit each cell with a small pressie on Christmas morning and then televise the visits to entertain the rest of us.

"Now here's poor Slasher McGrannie who's stuck in Strangeways over Christmas for stabbing his elderly neighbour with a kitchen knife. Let's see what Santa brought you Slasher. Oh look, it's a Monopoly game. Go straight to Jail, do not pass go, Do not collect £200. Ooops sorry Slasher, you already did collect £200 when you stabbed the old dear and that's why you're in here, isn't it?"
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Old 11-12-2006, 14:08   #25
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I get the impression that this whole PC bit for prisoners is irking you a tad Willow.
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Old 11-12-2006, 14:13   #26
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Whatever makes you think that?
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Old 11-12-2006, 14:15   #27
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They won't have to miss too many Christmas's. Labours revolving door policy has sorted that out.

Who brought in the Human Rights Act? .......................... Labour.

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Old 11-12-2006, 14:15   #28
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Whatever makes you think that?
Noel Edmonds playing Santa in a Gottya style live program.
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Old 11-12-2006, 14:39   #29
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Inmate wants festive hats banned

A prisoner is calling for a ban on prison officers wearing festive hats at Christmas. Jamie Chapman said that officers in Father Christmas-style headgear "rubbed salt in the wounds" for inmates missing relatives over the festive season.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/c...re/6166587.stm

Must've been a really slow day for news over at the Beeb! It's more nonsense than news.
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Old 12-12-2006, 11:08   #30
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How about this?

Humph!
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