Anyone made a secret Freedom Of Info request about me ? Andrew?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by garinda

Who do I apply to to claim secretarial expenses?

There's a full time job going for someone, because of having to send out all these pm's, as well as answering the phone.

I've got a red ear, after having to answer the telephone so many times since Do-do-gate exploded.

'Washington Post on line 2?'

'Tell them they'll have to hold.'

[Eric]

Originally Posted by garinda

With the cost of FedEx as well I'm afraid that just pushes them over your snack allowance.

And the surgeon who had to pour drano into my clogged arteries a couple of years ago would probably have a fecal haemorrage if he knew I was even thinking of custards

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Eric

And the surgeon who had to pour drano into my clogged arteries a couple of years ago would probably have a fecal haemorrage if he knew I was even thinking of custards

Yeah, custard in your arteries usually requires surgical intervention.

[Eric]

Another poetic interlude: Yesterday we had Wilde ... how about a little Yeats:

"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."

[garinda]

Originally Posted by garinda

'Washington Post on line 2?'

'Tell them they'll have to hold.'

By the way, they were only on hold whilst I finalised a deal for one of the central players with OK magazine.

'At home in my luxury secret bunker.'

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by Eric

Another poetic interlude: Yesterday we had Wilde ... how about a little Yeats:

"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."

And Bullshine from the Job Site....'Dell Boy'.

[Mancie]

Originally Posted by garinda

I've got a red ear, after having to answer the telephone so many times since Do-do-gate exploded.

'Washington Post on line 2?'

'Tell them they'll have to hold.'

OK I can see it now ..Do-Do gate the movie! Jaysay plays deepthroat...Andrew is Nixon.. so yourself Garinda can toss up between Robert Redford and Dustin hoffman...oeerr should I re-phrase that?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Mancie

OK I can see it now ..Do-Do gate the movie! Jaysay plays deepthroat...Andrew is Nixon.. so yourself Garinda can toss up between Robert Redford and Dustin hoffman...oeerr should I re-phrase that?

Me, work with dwarves?

No chance.

I'll be an innocent bystander, observing from a grassy knoll.

Whoops, wrong film.

No one was assassinated in Watergate.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Robert Owen

How many Council auditor's reports have you actually read?

Quite a few

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by katex

LOL Panther .. I wonder if we put all the words end to end, how long would it stretch. Probably get over to Eric in Canada...

Or just about the circumference of Cllr Joneses head

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Or just about the circumference of Cllr Joneses head

Personally I always think it's better to have a large head, rather than a large belly.

After all it takes an awful lot of greedy consumption to achieve such an opulent girth, often at some great expense.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Personally I always think it's better to have a large head, rather than a large belly.

After all it takes an awful lot of greedy consumption to achieve such an opulent girth, often at some great expense.

Well what's one mans wine is another mans poison Rindi

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Well what's one mans wine is another mans poison Rindi

Shouldn't that be a 'hot dog and a can of Coke'?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Shouldn't that be a 'hot dog and a can of Coke'?

Whatever floats your boat mate

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Whatever floats your boat mate

Trust me, I could purchase much more to float my boat, or even to float down the Thames, for a tenner.