Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep?????? - Page 2

pendy · 07-03-2006, 13:46

You can't have a blackboard in schools any more, it's a chalkboard. I think it's offensive to black people to assume that they all have such heightened sensitivity that the word "black" can't be used. It does imply that "black" is a derogatory term - how's that for racist then.

Oh, and while I remember, some years back Lambeth Council banned a road safety campaign from its schools, because it was racist. Can anyone tell me what was racist about Tufty the Squirrel???

WillowTheWhisp · 07-03-2006, 15:36

Well his full name was Tufty Fluffytail so maybe some people have fluffy tails

garinda · 07-03-2006, 15:40

Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.

WillowTheWhisp · 07-03-2006, 15:43

That is one scary looking sheep!

Doug · 07-03-2006, 18:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

That is one scary looking sheep!

You should see some of the the one's I know.

chav1 · 08-03-2006, 07:28

heres one for the PC brigade

here is a picture of a file that is black and has the name " bastard "

i wonder how they would cope working at a metal works and been asked to go get the black bastard

ps:

batard file is a genuine tool if you dont believe me google it

edit:

looked all over for one with a white handle but no luck so i guess i better go all PC brigade on myself and ask why there are no white ones

entwisi · 08-03-2006, 08:10

reasonably un PC but quite a funny story was when I was at Uni.

I went to Bangor in North Wales and stayed in Halls of Residence. The building I was in was self catering and basically each 'floor' consisted of a square with 18 rooms round the outside, bathrooms/toilets in teh middle and a large kitchen/dining room on one side of teh square. When I went ( a long long time ago) it was a couple of years after a world cup. basically the cameroon football squad had been promised an english uni education if they did well in teh WC. As it was, we ended up with 4 of the lads on our floor. We also had a lad from Hong Kong, a Greek ex heroin addict, a French lad and a yank. It was quite multicultural and we all got on really well.

Anyway, one day my Mum and Dad came to visit and brought our dog with them. We'd been out for the day, I'd done the usual show them the local sites etc and we went back to my room for some tea

Anyway my dog decided that he was going to have a wander round to see what's what. After a while I decided to get him back to the room so quite innocently went to the door and shouted for him just as the Cameroon lads walked round teh corner.

So what ddid I shout?

HERE SAMBO!!!!!

One big effort of making a fuss of the dog, "Good dog sambo, etc" later.......

entwisi · 08-03-2006, 09:03

removed due to stupid proxy server

chav1 · 08-03-2006, 09:38

we heard you the first time entwise lol

SPUGGIE J · 08-03-2006, 13:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.

I am now choking on my coffee.