baldness ... - Page 2

accyman · 16-03-2010, 19:16

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Originally Posted by Neil

Does it have the same effect if your woman shaves?

it might be a good excuse thats all

last time i asked a woman to shave her self she came out of the bathroom witha bald head

Tealeaf · 16-03-2010, 19:42

Baldness does not bother me; I just have a wide parting.

MargaretR · 16-03-2010, 19:48

After a lifetime of study, I have concluded that the horniest men have
big adams apples - so if you have one, throw out the polo neck jumpers and show whats on offer

Tealeaf · 16-03-2010, 23:27

Anyway, it's all due to male hormones. Lets face it girls, which would you rather have under the sheets with you - some little faggot with a fancy boufant hairdo, or a a six-packed, rampant all-nighter,with a rod of iron who happens to be follically challenged?

shillelagh · 16-03-2010, 23:31

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Anyway, it's all due to male hormones. Lets face it girls, which would you rather have under the sheets with you - some little faggot with a fancy boufant hairdo, or a a six-packed, rampant all-nighter rod of iron who happens to be follically challenged?

well .. putting it that way tealeaf looks like spugs has to visit the gym .. two out of three aint bad as the song goes ...

Tealeaf · 16-03-2010, 23:48

There's nowt wrong with the gym....just keep him away from the sunbeds, Why those things are still allowed, I do not know. If we can ban smolking in pubs and public places, then we should get rid of those monstrosities ASAP

Ken Moss · 17-03-2010, 10:20

Looks like I'm 'safe' then.... Does shaving what's left down to the wood every other day help?

I long ago stopped believing in these studies as next week bald men will be twice a likely to die from nose failure if they regularly drink cranberry juice on Tuesday.

Somebody is being paid a lot of money to come up with this guff, just spend it on helping men with prostate cancer!

garinda · 17-03-2010, 11:10

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

After a lifetime of study, I have concluded that the horniest men have
big adams apples - so if you have one, throw out the polo neck jumpers and show whats on offer

It might also be wise to also check under the bonnet, before taking a test drive.

garinda · 17-03-2010, 11:26

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Anyway, it's all due to male hormones. Lets face it girls, which would you rather have under the sheets with you - some little faggot with a fancy boufant hairdo, or a a six-packed, rampant all-nighter,with a rod of iron who happens to be follically challenged?

I'm reliably informed that there are certain 'gentleman's clubs', not spitting distance from yourself in London, where you'd be hard pushed to find three follicles to rub together, or to make even the simplest French pleat.

Boeing Guy · 17-03-2010, 11:29

side's really hurting now, you guys are on form today......

jaysay · 17-03-2010, 11:31

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy

side's really hurting now, you guys are on form today......

Shuuuuuuuuuuuush Dave we have to try and keep Rindi on a tight reign or he runs amok

MargaretR · 07-12-2010, 15:45

I have resurrected this thread because I have happened on this -
Now you know ... All about hair.

...if you are bald, grow a beard - you need it as your antenna to the cosmos.

Eric dear - now I know why I am attracted to hairy men