Because they're worth it...?

[Acrylic-bob]

So long as I have an audience darling, who cares?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Never a truer word spoken, Jay. I live there!

I know

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

So long as I have an audience darling, who cares?

That'll depend if there's anything more entertaining on the telly.

Being tarred and feathered isn't like being Queen of the May.

It's not necessarily a crowd puller.

[Acrylic-bob]

A friend's mother once described Rishton to me as an open mental home.

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

That'll depend if there's anything more entertaining on the telly.

Being tarred and feathered isn't like being Queen of the May.

It's not necessarily a crowd puller.

One glimpse my peacock finery darling and their tongues will be hanging in the gutter.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

A friend's mother once described Rishton to me as an open mental home.

Is it open?

I'll have to go.

I've only ever been through it, on the train.

Should I book?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

...their tongues will be hanging in the gutter.

Why, is their still an abattoir in Rishton?

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

Is it open?

I'll have to go.

I've only ever been through it, on the train.

Should I book?

No need to book, just pick a nice day in the summer and all the idiots will be out then. Crashing into bustops, walls, each other. Sticking their fingers in light sockets. Setting fire to themselves, each other, half the town.. there is never a dull moment. you ask Ken.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

No need to book, just pick a nice day in the summer and all the idiots will be out then. Crashing into bustops, walls, each other. Sticking their fingers in light sockets. Setting fire to themselves, each other, half the town.. there is never a dull moment. you ask Ken.

I don't mind booking in advance.

I'd much rather have an asylum bed in a room.

Rather than one of those Rishton rooftop perches.

[Acrylic-bob]

Originally Posted by garinda

I don't mind booking in advance.

I'd much rather have an asylum bed in a room.

Rather than one of those Rishton rooftop perches.

Listen mate, they're all the rage now. Everyone has gone rooftop mad.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Listen mate, they're all the rage now. Everyone has gone rooftop mad.

Once I'm up there, they'd need Jimmy Carter to negotiate my descent.

Forget cherries.

They'd need a giant marrow picker to get me down.

[Acrylic-bob]

I could always send Ken up after you.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I could always send Ken up after you.

No.

Don't.

I've seen a rat up a drainpipe before.

[Acrylic-bob]

Oooh, oooh, Rindy. Ken's coming

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

A friend's mother once described Rishton to me as an open mental home.

I suppose if you were running across the fields, from Calderstones or Brockhall, it is the first urban settlement you'd come to, in which to seek sanctuary.