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Old 28-05-2005, 11:26   #46
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Re: Big Brother is watching .....

Iwould like a 600lb bomb put under all there ass...s and pressed on the moment of impact, blow the shower of sh..t right back to where they belong what is the world comming to
to watch this shower of sh...t?

It beats watching ABI TITLESS trying to get it on with everyone on celebrity SPAZ island.
God they are a bunch of d'''ks, at least these are mr no-bodies which is far funnier than watching jumped up, snotty nosed celebs
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Old 28-05-2005, 11:53   #47
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It beats watching ABI TITLESS trying to get it on with everyone on celebrity SPAZ island.
God they are a bunch of d'''ks, at least these are mr no-bodies which is far funnier than watching jumped up, snotty nosed celebs
agree with that slinks,b
ut as its all crap i'll pass lol.
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Old 28-05-2005, 13:34   #48
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Anybody recognise themselves in there?

Mary = Tinks?
Lesley = Slinky?
Garinda = Roberto?
Dougy you forgot to mention that you are on too your the lil voyeur gnome peeping at the back of the garden. They would recognise you if you turned round!
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Old 28-05-2005, 13:43   #49
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Dougy you forgot to mention that you are on too your the lil voyeur gnome sat at the back of the garden
Bitch... It's Doug the voyeur gnome. you can't get the staff these day's
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Old 28-05-2005, 13:47   #50
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Bitch...

or witch.................. YOU DECIDE
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Old 28-05-2005, 13:56   #51
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or witch.................. YOU DECIDE
Mary, Mary demented fairy, how does your garden grow.

Your not a witch, just a Bitch, isn’t that so……..
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:03   #52
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Re: Big Brother is watching .....

Thats four of us as look-a-likees then, any more suggestions for other BB- Accy Webbers seperated at birth matches?

Slapper Dapper could be............
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:14   #53
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Dougy Dougy, don't be mad,
being a lil voyeur gnome ain't that sad,
it's what your doing with your back to the camera,
now that's BAD!
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:21   #54
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Dougy Dougy, don't be mad,
being a lil voyeur gnome ain't that sad,
it's what your doing with your back to the camera,
now that's BAD!
Hot steaming p*** dear, that what I'm doing.

I’m not a left hander, never been a *anker

Nor do I pander for the eye of garinda.

More like the charms of your better looking sister………Blessed be BITCH.
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:29   #55
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Hot steaming p*** dear, that what I'm doing.

I’m not a left hander, never been a *anker

Nor do I pander for the eye of garinda.

More like the charms of your better looking sister………Blessed be BITCH.
How dare you try and rhyme me with pander, naughty man that is slander.

Do it again and you'll get a back hander!
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:34   #56
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………Blessed be BITCH.
When in Rome, slap your Gnome,
if he's peepin', get him weepin'.

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Old 28-05-2005, 14:46   #57
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How dare you try and rhyme me with pander, naughty man that is slander.

Do it again and you'll get a back hander!
Better that than a Panda,

Hot and cuddly china bear,

Not many left and none to spare……

Slander? Now I’ve never been there……

And for a back hander I don’t really care…..

If I offend you over there

I’ll kiss it better, Oh no not there.
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:46   #58
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Dont pick on the gnome, it is a shame
It aint his fault his d'''ks gone lame,
He is all alone and out in the cold
Didn't you know its gone soft cos he's old.
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:49   #59
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Dont pick on the gnome, it is a shame
It aint his fault his d'''ks gone lame,
He is all alone and out in the cold
Didn't you know its gone soft cos he's old.
Kiss my wand Bitch.....make it strong
I might be a gnome but its very long
I swing it left, I swing it right
I'll keep you up all of the night...........
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Old 28-05-2005, 14:53   #60
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I thought the Gnome held a little rod?

Oh my God, the dirty sod!!!!!!!!!!!!
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