Big Brother is watching ..... - Page 5

slinky · 28-05-2005, 14:56

The little gnome holds a rod
In the hope that he will catch a cod
Poor fella he is in a pickle
go on rindy give his balls a tickle............

Doug · 28-05-2005, 14:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

I thought the Gnome held a little rod?

Oh my God, the dirty sod!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we not a little off thread?
We’ll get a slap and sent to bed.

slinky · 28-05-2005, 14:58

Sent to bed, I'm hoping so
Keeping on thread is that a law??

garinda · 28-05-2005, 15:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky

The little gnome holds a rod
In the hope that he will catch a cod
Poor fella he is in a pickle
go on rindy give his balls a tickle............

He did it once, he did it twice,
He lifted my sari...
and said 'Yuk, not nice!'

[But gave me karma in a trice.]

Doug · 28-05-2005, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky

The little gnome holds a rod
In the hope that he will catch a cod
Poor fella he is in a pickle
go on rindy give his balls a tickle............

Dirty bitch give me an itch
when she laid me in a ossy ditch.
But she forgot that I'm a witch
now she walks with a twitch.

Doug · 28-05-2005, 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

He did it once, he did it twice,
He lifted my sari...
and said 'Yuk, not nice!'

[But gave me karma in a trice.]

Yuk, not nice. you don't say that twice
looked like it had been nibbled by some mice.

Tinkerbelle · 28-05-2005, 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

Dirty bitch give me an itch
when she laid me in a ossy ditch.

Doug's on Big Brother,
but don't tell my mother
because he is the Mister,
who's trying to s**** my sister.

garinda · 28-05-2005, 15:08

The cheeky imp!
Shake his wand until he's limp.

If his pot of gold he won't reveal,
pull it off 'n' make him squeal.

slinky · 28-05-2005, 15:09

Tinks I hope you mean hannah
For your sake or get hit with the spanner.
If mum found out he would have to run for cover
and would probably miss the 11 weeks of Big Brother.

keeping on thread guys lmao

Doug · 28-05-2005, 15:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Doug's on Big Brother,
but don't tell my mother
because he is the Mister,
who's trying to s**** my sister.

Trying? More like dying.
You should see the bloody blister,
Oh how I wished I had missed her.
In that ditch I shouldn't have kissed her
now I need Zovirax because of your sister...

slinky · 28-05-2005, 15:14

now now guys dont be mean
None of you look like charlie sheen.
doug and rindy some may say
that you been acting rather gay.

garinda · 28-05-2005, 15:15

'Big Brother House this is Garinda, please do not swear you are live on Channel 4.

The first person to leave the Big Brother House is......................

...............................the Gnome with the erection. You have one minute to say your goodbyes, l'm COMING to get you!'

slinky · 28-05-2005, 15:17

Awwwwww the gnome with the erection has been kicked out
you the one with the silly pout
come on guys dont be upset
he'll be ok when he has visited the vet.

Tinkerbelle · 28-05-2005, 15:20

The gnome is evicted,
erections! He's addicted,
but not to his own,
cus it's too small,
he does moan.

Doug · 28-05-2005, 15:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

The cheeky imp!
Shake his wand until he's limp.

If his pot of gold he won't reveal,
pull it off 'n' make him squeal.

I'm trying to give you one,
but it won't let me.
In 24 hours maybe,

I'm the one she pulled and pulled?
now she's got my pot of gold............