Bonking For The Taxman

staggeringman · 24-02-2006, 00:37

well you all read the telegraph tonight!This is extortion i didnt have a clue that there is 17.5% tax on durex

thought it was silly talk when nattering in the pub and someone would come up with the quip they will be taxing us for sex next!page 16 of the paper and R.C jack straw is jubilent that they are going to cut the tax on condoms!awww my fairy aunt....thank god i have been bare back for all these years

now uncle moby has had his throat cut dont need them anymore anyway

but for the people that do use em its a stealth tax on your nights of passion,what you could do is give me all your reciepts and i will claim back the vat on them and we could drink to a good screw from the taxman....lmao

garinda · 24-02-2006, 00:51

I'm obviously saving tax.

I've had the same packet of three I packed in my bag when I left for London in 1986.

chav1 · 24-02-2006, 01:21

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Originally Posted by garinda

I'm obviously saving tax.

I've had the same packet of three I packed in my bag when I left for London in 1986.

i thought tampax came in tens...?

not saying your a ( insert rude word of your own choice here ) or anthing

SPUGGIE J · 24-02-2006, 01:30

Are they cutting the tax in order to try and cut teenage prenencies???

garinda · 24-02-2006, 01:31

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Originally Posted by chav1

i thought tampax came in tens...?

not saying your a ( insert rude word of your own choice here ) or anthing

If your humour was taxed you'd be bankrupt.

chav1 · 24-02-2006, 02:39

now i understand why my friend who has his own buisness was screaming about forgeting to do his F ing taxes

Ber999T · 24-02-2006, 12:37

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Originally Posted by garinda

I'm obviously saving tax.

I've had the same packet of three I packed in my bag when I left for London in 1986.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks rinda best check best by date LOL

accymel · 24-02-2006, 12:42

Forgive my blondeness but i thought you can get them free from family planning & oh yeah college were dishing em out for free too

accymel · 24-02-2006, 12:44

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Originally Posted by chav1

now i understand why my friend who has his own buisness was screaming about forgeting to do his F ing taxes

mmmm & manipulating figures could take on a whole new meaning LOL

Finch_brfc · 24-02-2006, 13:34

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Originally Posted by staggeringman

now uncle moby has had his throat cut dont need them anymore anyway

...er, hello? 'Uncle moby'??!!

Do guys normally name their bits?

chav1 · 24-02-2006, 15:21

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Originally Posted by accymel

Forgive my blondeness but i thought you can get them free from family planning & oh yeah college were dishing em out for free too

wow you were that busy you had to go to two seperate sources

accymel · 24-02-2006, 16:15

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Originally Posted by chav1

wow you were that busy you had to go to two seperate sources

Would that mean i was highly taxable

Doug · 24-02-2006, 16:19

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Originally Posted by accymel

Would that mean i was highly taxable

Well, I suppose it’s a case of if the cap fits.

lettie · 24-02-2006, 16:21

Although I'm not a Telegraph reader and haven't read the article, I have to say that it's high time that the Government cut tax on condoms. It is far more likely to be as a result of the spiralling STI rates in this country than the teenage pregnancy rates, but it could have a positive effect on both.

Neil · 24-02-2006, 18:19

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Originally Posted by Ber999T

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks rinda best check best by date LOL

He passed his best before date a few years ago. It is all downhill for him now.