Born again Virgins - Page 6

Tealeaf · 09-08-2010, 22:22

Surely this is sexist stuff on the part of the NHS? Would it be possible for me to get the operation done? I know this lovely little divorcee in her late 20's/early 30's who would love to break a young virgin in, so what do I need to do in order to satisfy her carnal desires and will the NHS help me?

SPUGGIE J · 10-08-2010, 05:44

All you can do is ask.

jaysay · 10-08-2010, 09:06

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Surely this is sexist stuff on the part of the NHS? Would it be possible for me to get the operation done? I know this lovely little divorcee in her late 20's/early 30's who would love to break a young virgin in, so what do I need to do in order to satisfy her carnal desires and will the NHS help me?

If you accept Islam Tealeaf

Margaret Pilkington · 10-08-2010, 10:56

and also if you can prove you are psychologically damaged by not being a virgin anymore....so I'm pretty sure that you cannot request it to be done for someone else so that you might benefit......tough that, Tealeaf

SPUGGIE J · 10-08-2010, 17:54

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

and also if you can prove you are psychologically damaged by not being a virgin anymore....so I'm pretty sure that you cannot request it to be done for someone else so that you might benefit......tough that, Tealeaf

He is damaged because he aint and she is because he aint n wants him. I think thats the jist.

jaysay · 10-08-2010, 18:03

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

He is damaged because he aint and she is because he aint n wants him. I think that's the jist.

And the translation is Spugs

SPUGGIE J · 10-08-2010, 19:12

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Originally Posted by jaysay

And the translation is Spugs

Was keeping it clean.

MargaretR · 10-08-2010, 19:19

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Surely this is sexist stuff on the part of the NHS? Would it be possible for me to get the operation done? I know this lovely little divorcee in her late 20's/early 30's who would love to break a young virgin in, so what do I need to do in order to satisfy her carnal desires and will the NHS help me?

You aren't 'young' so you don't meet the critereon.

I question the sanity of any woman her age who desires a male virgin.
Many men behave like they don't know what to do, so if you had been young you might well have 'triumphed' anyway.

Less · 10-08-2010, 19:21

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

You aren't 'young' so you don't meet the critereon.

I question the sanity of any woman her age who desires a male virgin.
Many men behave like they don't know what to do, so if you had been young you might well have 'triumphed' anyway.

Here's a hint, if it ever happens again to you, fart and give him a clue!

jaysay · 11-08-2010, 09:46

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Originally Posted by Less

Here's a hint, if it ever happens again to you, fart and give him a clue!

Ya daft sod Less, post like that should have a warning on them especially when I'm on water tablets