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Old 05-09-2010, 06:45   #586
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It's OK, John. I'm resigned to the fact that I'm never going to be cosseted in that way by the Leader of the Scaitcliffe Army, Director of Services (Hyndburn) (or LOTSA DOSH as the acronym would have it).

He told me straight in full council, in front of everyone so as to make me feel totally humiliated, that he wouldn't be adding me as a Facebook friend. I felt so used. I thought he was wearing that tight T-shirt for me.

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It's OK, John. I'm resigned to the fact that I'm never going to be cosseted in that way by the Leader of the Scaitcliffe Army, Director of Services (Hyndburn) (or LOTSA DOSH as the acronym would have it).

He told me straight in full council, in front of everyone so as to make me feel totally humiliated, that he wouldn't be adding me as a Facebook friend. I felt so used. I thought he was wearing that tight T-shirt for me.

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Peter Britcliffe This week my wing mirror got knocked off my car,the fridge door came off,the shower door came off,the freezer blew up and the washer conked out.
This never happened when we had a Labour Government.


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Old 05-09-2010, 07:26   #588
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2 eggs.

2 bacon.

2 sausages.

2 toast.

Beans.

Tea or coffee.

All for under seven euros.

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This week my wing mirror got knocked off my car
It didn't stop him reversing out of the Scaitcliffe House car park at maximum warp to get to the television crew at Haworth Art Gallery....
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It didn't stop him reversing out of the Scaitcliffe House car park at maximum warp to get to the television crew at Haworth Art Gallery....
Was it a reverse, or a U-turn?

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Was it a reverse, or a U-turn?
How could it possibly be a U turn? That would be like him saying he has done something wrong, which we all know, he never does.
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How could it possibly be a U turn? That would be like him saying he has done something wrong, which we all know, he never does.
Oh yes.

'The lady's not for turn...'

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Oh yes.

'The lady's not for turn...'

Whoops.

That was someone else.
Notice how I've worded it, I've been reading, 'How to be all things for all men, (the politicians guide) for dummies',

So if your the 'ordinary man of the street', You will read that I meant, he never admits he's done anything wrong, whereas if you are a blinkered Tory you will read it as, he never does anything wrong.

I'm well on the way to being as false as any politician now!
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Notice how I've worded it, I've been reading, 'How to be all things for all men, (the politicians guide) for dummies',

So if your the 'ordinary man of the street', You will read that I meant, he never admits he's done anything wrong, whereas if you are a blinkered Tory you will read it as, he never does anything wrong.

I'm well on the way to being as false as any politician now!
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Ah yes, but it's a False smiley, it should have been
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It's OK, John. I'm resigned to the fact that I'm never going to be cosseted in that way by the Leader of the Scaitcliffe Army, Director of Services (Hyndburn) (or LOTSA DOSH as the acronym would have it).

He told me straight in full council, in front of everyone so as to make me feel totally humiliated, that he wouldn't be adding me as a Facebook friend. I felt so used. I thought he was wearing that tight T-shirt for me.

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I bet you were cut to the quick Ken, but never mind I'm not on his friends list on Facebook either
thats probably cos ya aint much use to him nowadays mate.
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