Britcliffe monthly.

[heth]

Originally Posted by garinda

Lol, sorry.

Just noticed your profile says you're female.

Apologies.

I would have found a prettier dolly, for him to puncture.

No probs G, I take things with a pinch of salt......most of the time!!!

Can you get a prettier blow up doll? Thought they were all the same??
Not that I have ever seen one in my life.......................ahem I will get me coat on way out

[garinda]

Originally Posted by heth

No probs G, I take things with a pinch of salt......most of the time!!!

Can you get a prettier blow up doll? Thought they were all the same??
Not that I have ever seen one in my life.......................ahem I will get me coat on way out

You can get prettier ones.

Though they all have their artifical lady gardens on show, so I'd have struggled to find a photo where the garden gate is shut, which was fit to put on here.

[heth]

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

We better stop before we get "told off"!!!

Nice one though G!!!


Anyway I wonder if he uses his medal pin to stab the doll (back on thread!!) it has multi purposes!!

[garinda]

Originally Posted by heth

Anyway I wonder if he uses his medal pin to stab the doll (back on thread!!) it has multi purposes!!

Little prick.

That would only cause a little prick.

He'd need a much bigger tool, if he was to do it properly.

Back on thread!

[heth]

Originally Posted by garinda

Little prick.

That would only cause a little prick.

He'd need a much bigger tool, if he was to do it properly.

Back on thread!

Anyway he is trying to underspend on his budget and save us all £750k(which we should all be grateful for) so prob wont be able to afford a "doll"

[garinda]

Originally Posted by heth

Anyway he is trying to underspend on his budget and save us all £750k(which we should all be grateful for) so prob wont be able to afford a "doll"

He could pay a community artist to crochet him one in the Market Hall.

Hang on, that cost thousads too.

I'll have a look for an old Tiny Tears for him, in the charity shops tomorrow.

[heth]

Originally Posted by garinda

I'll have a look for an old Tiny Tears for him, in the charity shops tomorrow.

I think that will be small enough for him.......ahem

[Ken Moss]

Originally Posted by jaysay

No he can't readAccyweb that is

He's doing a damn fine job of not reading AccyWeb then considering how many of my musings he knows about. The people who are paid public money to read this forum will be looking at 'job relocation' following a change of council.

You may fire when ready.....

[Less]

Originally Posted by Ken Moss

The people who are paid public money to read this forum will be looking at 'job relocation' following a change of council.

Now, now Ken, don't be too hasty, these people have suffered enough, just imagine if you were forced to read what people say about him, but never allowed to join in the fun?

The number of times they must have been tempted to sign up as members, but too frightened of the consequences, they need to be pitied not punished.

[Ken Moss]

Originally Posted by Less

Now, now Ken, don't be too hasty, these people have suffered enough, just imagine if you were forced to read what people say about him, but never allowed to join in the fun?

The number of times they must have been tempted to sign up as members, but too frightened of the consequences, they need to be pitied not punished.

When we start hearing from TheExLeadersWhippingBoyHBC we might get a few even juicier titbits. Doesn't that make you want to vote Labour in the locals?

I have been told categorically in full council to uproarious laughter from the Conservative members that Cllr Britcliffe does not forbid his members to go on AccyWeb so all this scurrilous rumourmongering that he does so with any of his underlings is just asking for trouble.

Where is Cllr Whittaker these days?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Lol, sorry.

Just noticed your profile says you're female.

Apologies.

I would have found a prettier dolly, for him to puncture.

Whatever you do G don't take one of those dolls back to the shop and say it went down on you, will probably charge you another tenner mate

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Ken Moss

He's doing a damn fine job of not reading AccyWeb then considering how many of my musings he knows about. The people who are paid public money to read this forum will be looking at 'job relocation' following a change of council.

You may fire when ready.....

Didn't know his son worked for HBC

[Less]

Originally Posted by Ken Moss

When we start hearing from TheExLeadersWhippingBoyHBC we might get a few even juicier titbits. Doesn't that make you want to vote Labour in the locals?

I have been told categorically in full council to uproarious laughter from the Conservative members that Cllr Britcliffe does not forbid his members to go on AccyWeb so all this scurrilous rumourmongering that he does so with any of his underlings is just asking for trouble.

Where is Cllr Whittaker these days?

Your next foi could be,

How much does Hyndburn Council spend per year on ink & paper while taking a hard copy of accyweb just in case our glorious leader decides to sue.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

Your next foi could be,

How much does Hyndburn Council spend per year on ink & paper while taking a hard copy of accyweb just in case our glorious leader decides to sue.

Don't even go there Less, with the stuff that appears on here the council tax could well increase by £50 on each band mate

[Less]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Don't even go there Less, with the stuff that appears on here the council tax could well increase by £50 on each band mate

Just the hint of such an foi would have all the Councils shredders working long into the night.