Celebrity meltdown - Page 3

chav1 · 25-01-2006, 02:42

if my son walked in with that paris hilton look alike i would cry ..

with joy and gratitude as long as it was a gift for me

she reminds me of a condom..

use once and throw away before it turns up in an embarresing place

staggeringman · 25-01-2006, 02:46

you where all crying about wally the whale and this pillock goes on telly wearing a suit from an endangered species and you sit there and watch it? how sad are you?

give us back hunting????

baby boo · 25-01-2006, 07:46

it wasnt an endangered species that hes wearing its actually from marmoset monkies!
People believe it is a gorillas jacket because he walks around saying it is, when the police went into big brother they actually confirmed that it was from marmoset monkies which i have heard that are not endangered.

shakermaker · 25-01-2006, 13:04

oh well its all well and good to skin them for minging coats!!

just as long as theres enough of them eh...

emmatjackson · 25-01-2006, 13:11

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Originally Posted by garinda

You could have hired her as a Paris Hilton licky likey, according to her Mum on Richard And Judy.

think you may have to save up a bit more once she has won.

chantelle is meant to like the older man ha

garinda · 25-01-2006, 13:13

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Originally Posted by emmatjackson

chantelle is meant to like the older man ha

So do I.

Never judge a book by it's cover Emma.

Tealeaf · 25-01-2006, 13:52

I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain.

Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter!

Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel.

Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur.

grannyclaret · 25-01-2006, 14:03

the only thing tht looks good in any animal skin is an animal... unless maybe a donkey jacket...

Doug · 25-01-2006, 14:06

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret

the only thing tht looks good in any animal skin is an animal... unless maybe a donkey jacket...

and my sheep skin flying jacket...................

Tinkerbelle · 25-01-2006, 14:25

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Originally Posted by Doug

and my sheep skin flying jacket...................

A post about sheep, a day
keeps those urges at bay! Eh Dougie!

Doug · 25-01-2006, 14:32

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

A post about sheep, a day
keeps those urges at bay! Eh Dougie!

I should have guessed you’d pop up, twinky.

thomas_045 · 25-01-2006, 15:19

I love C.BB. Its ace.

Chantelle or Pete to win <3

garinda · 25-01-2006, 15:45

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain.

Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter!

Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel.

Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur.

Oh dear, could you not get tickets for the final?

Is that why you're moving?

Gayle · 25-01-2006, 16:17

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain.

Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter!

Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel.

Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur.

Deleted - it posted twice!

Gayle · 25-01-2006, 16:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I see from reading today's newspapers that scientists have announced the discovery of the smallest known fish - the Sumatrian Paedocypris progenetica. The fully grown female of this species will reach the length of just 7.9mm (3/10th of an inch). Imagine, therefore, the size of this tiny creature's brain.

Suppose, however, that a species of vertabrae with a body mass aprox. 80,000 X greater than that of our Indonesian tiddler was discovered - but with less than half of the cerebal matter!

Well, the news is that such a creature has been discovered - in Hyndburn - and with a particular cluster around Oswaldtwistle. The animal has been provisionally labelled "Gobbinus Densae Celeb Big Brotherus" and it's peculiar trait is that it indulges in curious written exchanges about some obscure, dumbed down televised drivel.

Investigations into the beheavioural patterns of this odd, challenged animal will continue and I am pleased to say that all the findings will be made available, here on the Accy Web, as and when they occur.

Oy, who are you calling a gobby fish face?

Sorry, my mind's been so affected by watching C-BB that I can no longer recognise the difference between wit and an insult!