christmas stuff-mo's chrimo(hic) recipie

littlemo · 13-12-2003, 22:45

Just in time for some holiday baking.........

CHRISTMAS CAKE

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.

Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who gives a hoot.

Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. (Apologies to cat lovers) kick something else!!
CHERRY MISTMAS!

lettie · 14-12-2003, 05:50

[smiley=alc.gif]  Jusht tried thish recipe, hic!!  Is straining your nuts supposed to be that painful?  [smiley=puke.gif]

janet · 14-12-2003, 09:38

Good one mo, I shall make one of those for the party. [smiley=oops.gif] you forgot to put in the  [smiley=jam1.gif]

Mick · 14-12-2003, 13:07

mo got it wrong should read 2 Bottles of vodka NOT 1
you need the other Bottle to make the sauce

ANNE · 14-12-2003, 23:38

;D Good one Moe.
Wonder how many will try out the recipe lol

littlemo · 15-12-2003, 19:46

lettie why would straining nuts be painful for you???????

janet · 16-12-2003, 12:38

Little mo, lettie must have ball's for travelling all that way on her own. You would'nt get me doing it.

Tealeaf · 16-12-2003, 12:54

T's Variation:

1) Empty fruit into bowl.

2) Empty Vodka into bowl.

3) Chuck the rest.

4) Marinate over 2 days.

5) Get tablespoon and eat acording to taste

littlemo · 17-12-2003, 17:12

NIce modification there tealeaf!

littlemo · 17-12-2003, 17:13

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