Conned By A Female - Page 2

lancsdave · 27-10-2006, 16:01

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Originally Posted by Neil

It And I am never rude to a lady

Probably explains why you said it then

accymel · 27-10-2006, 16:02

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Originally Posted by Neil

It would be very rude of me to suggest that you are as thick as 2 short planks and would not have the capacity to be clever if you had a head as large as Tink's backside.
And I am never rude to a lady

thicko

Neil say that to me & tinks if we turn up tommoz

accymel · 27-10-2006, 16:03

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Originally Posted by lancsdave

Probably explains why you said it then

Oi i am a lady when i want to be

chav1 · 27-10-2006, 16:06

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Originally Posted by accymel

Oi i am a lady when i want to be

yes i heard she says excuse me after farting unlike tinks who farts and walks away leaving her fella behind to take the blame

accymel · 27-10-2006, 16:11

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Originally Posted by chav1

yes i heard she says excuse me after farting unlike tinks who farts and walks away leaving her fella behind to take the blame

Well i always remember my manners

Tinkerbelle · 27-10-2006, 16:28

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Originally Posted by accymel

Neil say that to me & tinks if we turn up tommoz

WAY HEY! I can see that 2 blokes are going to be spending most of there time at the meet on their knees begging our forgivness

accymel · 27-10-2006, 16:29

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

WAY HEY! I can see that 2 blokes are going to be spending most of there time at the meet on their knees begging our forgivness

LOL now that would be sooo good hehehehe who's the other one then?

Tinkerbelle · 27-10-2006, 16:34

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Originally Posted by accymel

LOL now that would be sooo good hehehehe who's the other one then?

Chav and believe me he's got some serious grovelling to do

accymel · 27-10-2006, 16:39

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Chav and believe me he's got some serious grovelling to do

LOL i bet he's well practised at it

lancsdave · 27-10-2006, 17:04

I think your'e both very nice girls ( just in case I turn up tomorrow

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morgan_brotherz · 27-10-2006, 17:18

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Originally Posted by lancsdave

My daughter had to go to the dentist this morning for a filling and knew an injection was involved. She had a very bad experience with an emergency dentist a couple of years ago so is obviously frightened to death.

She has been saving for a nintendo so to give her some courage I told her last night I would pay the £18 she was short if she faced up to her fears and had the treatment. ( I thought my money was safe lol)

Well she didn't have the injection, was my money safe ? Was it hell, she had the filling without injection little sod !!

I even threatened to stick a needle in her gum when we got home so I could get my money's worth.

News of the world.

Neil · 27-10-2006, 17:18

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Originally Posted by lancsdave

I think your'e both very nice girls ( just in case I turn up tomorrow

)

Who wants a nice girl anyway?

Margaret Pilkington · 27-10-2006, 17:26

I think your daughter was very astute and I should start saving now.....just in case she wants to do a law degree.....I think you might have a potential barrister there!

jaysay · 27-10-2006, 17:29

getting back on the thread, I have to say that I'm terrified of going to the dentist, not so much the treatment, thats no problem, its what it costs at the end. Funny really I had an NHS dentist in 1997, in 2006 I now have to pay through the nose because my dentist stuck two fingers up to miss hewitt and went private. What was Tony's saying 24 hours to save the NHS dont make me laugh my gums are aching

mthead · 27-10-2006, 18:07

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Originally Posted by chav1

unlike tinks who farts and walks away leaving her fella behind to take the blame

Have you ever tried walking behind Tinks when she farts