Conspiracy Theories - Page 2

Michael1954 · 15-01-2013, 23:02

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Originally Posted by Neil

Saying nice things about the French should be a ban able offence

Leslie Caron was lovely in "Lili".

Retlaw · 15-01-2013, 23:23

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Much as I slate the French (as any good Englishman worth his salt should) I have to disagree with you there Gordon, a certain grudging respect has to be given to the French military especially the foreign legion
How many of the French Foriegn Legion are actualy native to Frog Land.

( I still don't believe I'm saying something good about the frogs.)

You must have drunk something funny.

Barrie Yates · 15-01-2013, 23:42

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Originally Posted by accyman

as soon as i read the french were taking the lead in combat i assumed it was a joke thread sorry

unless NATO'S new war policy is surrender upon arrival i cant see that happening

France withdrew from NATO many, many years ago.

accyman · 16-01-2013, 00:31

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

You're a hard man!

I think we're so used to Africans killing Africans that it's not news anymore.
Muslim Africans killing Muslim Africans- that's a bit more news worthy.
The French getting involved- that is news as they don't seem to like fighting very much. With their past record I wouldn't think the al Qaeda lot are too worried.

ill give the french credit for one thing and thats they had the balls to ban the burkah where as our lot dare not for fear of loosing votes in certain areas occupied by them that wear em

accyman · 16-01-2013, 00:32

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

France withdrew from NATO many, many years ago.

see no one noticed

so what gang did they join to hide behind then ?

susie123 · 16-01-2013, 11:27

Well today a helicopter has crashed into a crane on a building under construction on London's riverside, close to MI6 headquarters. It seems to have been an accident, as it was foggy, but I wonder how long it will be before the conspiracy theories start?

Also wonder why tall buildings are constructed along the river when there is a heliport there and helicopters fly along the river as a matter of course.

jaysay · 16-01-2013, 11:40

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Originally Posted by Neil

Saying nice things about the French should be a ban able offence

Ya Neil they eat frogs and women don't shave under their arms either

DaveinGermany · 16-01-2013, 14:05

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Originally Posted by Neil

Saying nice things about the French should be a ban able offence

Oh I agree completely, I should be sent from Englands fair shores & deposited in some foreign land for my sins .................... guess what ?

Less · 16-01-2013, 14:07

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Originally Posted by susie123

Well today a helicopter has crashed into a crane on a building under construction on London's riverside, close to MI6 headquarters. It seems to have been an accident, as it was foggy, but I wonder how long it will be before the conspiracy theories start?

Also wonder why tall buildings are constructed along the river when there is a heliport there and helicopters fly along the river as a matter of course.

Well, I heard from an imaginary friend that the crane was being operated by remote control by some geek using microsofts large structure simulation software.
The guy had insisted that he only needed to know how to raise and lower the arm, he didn't continue on the courses how to pick up or place anything using the hook.

As for large building being placed near rivers, obvious, they make a fantastic splash when filmed on someone's mobile.

Eric · 16-01-2013, 14:15

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Originally Posted by susie123

Well today a helicopter has crashed into a crane on a building under construction on London's riverside, close to MI6 headquarters. It seems to have been an accident, as it was foggy, but I wonder how long it will be before the conspiracy theories start?

Also wonder why tall buildings are constructed along the river when there is a heliport there and helicopters fly along the river as a matter of course.

Doesn't seem to cause too many problems in New York ...

By the way, there were no reports of a giant ape climbing around on the skyscrapers were there?

DaveinGermany · 16-01-2013, 14:24

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Originally Posted by Eric

By the way, there were no reports of a giant ape climbing around on the skyscrapers were there?

Nah mate, all the Chimps are down the way at the houses of Commons & Lords.

ocuana1939 · 16-01-2013, 15:42

It may seem odd but could we be gearing up for another conflict, or is the situation in Mali being used by some governments to keep the proletarians guessing and quiet??

The way things are developing it looks as if Camoron & Co are just spoiling for a fight. Afghanistan, Libya, Ireland, Mali are all currently on the agenda and being touted in the tabloids as potential hotspots.

Here is another conspiritorial theory regarding this latest flare up that we, through the French, are becoming involved in, Mali is an anagram of "Mail" as in "Daily"!

Just a thought!