Just to highlight the impenetrable "logic & reasoning" behind Govt UKs corona thinking, The lass in our office & myself spent over 3 hours between us on line trying to muddle through the do's & don'ts & regs surrounding entry to UK.
Being "Freight", certain elements are waived, yet when applying said waivers are countermanded by another paragraph within another section, try ring through to speak to a "Human" & after 15 mins of Muzak you hang up in frustration.
So back to the formula, sign back in as you're timed out, plough through the process again, press option A, and away off into the ethernet bowels you go with further contradictions, so you scrub that return to the options & try the otheryin ...... again, off into the ether & contradictions. It seems I have to have a 2 day test, that must be booked & paid for (with no refund should things go pear shaped) prior to UK entry immaterial of my vacinnation status, without said test & code number confirmed & entered on my UK locator form, the process comes to a grinding halt & computer says "NO!"
The Govt supply a link to a non-affiliated list of test kit providers & off you go, go choose one ranging from GBP 20???? (allegedly) to, as old Buzz said "Infinity & beyond!!" There is a choice of options & they are as follows:-
Drop in centers with/without appointment results anywhere between 15 minutes or several days (think it depends on what you splash out)
Test kits administered at your place of quarantine by an "official" & your results duly noted & registered.
Test kits sent to your place of quarantine to self test, which you then send back to the centre & they will inform you in due course. (Test subject is suffering distemper & hardpad because they dragged it over the Mutts tongue, but it's not got Coviditus)
All well & good, but they also give no guarantee that these results will be accepted at whatever destination you may head off to if using them for travel purposes. But still, someone somewhere has raked in a few quid, the Govt will get their lb+ of flesh in the form of taxes from the testing centre, just as long as it's a UK based operation & of course the punter has been regally screwed ..... again!
If you think I'm taking the Pish, give it a try for the novelty & frustration value if you've got a couple of hours of your life you're not bothered about seeing again.
Oh yeah, nearly forgot, I have to have a "Plague test" here too, not older than 72 hours, not to enter UK mind, don't need it for that, but my "Carrier" (Ferry/Coach/Aircraft) apparently won't let me board their transport for UK PLC if I don't present them with this invaluable document, of which in my previous 2 work trips this year, no one on either side has asked me for.