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16-10-2004, 07:40
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Crime Czars' latest exploits!
Hold the Front Page! (Errr, allright then page 18 will have to do.)
Our Dynamic Duo, Doug and Sandra Hoyle have been in action again. The crime busting husband and wife team have been visiting pensioners in sheltered accomodation in John Street, Oswaldtwistle, to explain that they are entitled to free smoke alarms. While they were there... SHOCK HORROR ! Doug and Sandra discovered that some of the blocks have... NO FIRE ESCAPES! Horrified Doug said, "In some of the buildings there is only one way in and one way out. We have liaised with the Fire Brigade to make sure smoke detectors are fitted" Errm, excuse me for being a bit pedantic at this juncture, but doesn't "one way in and one way out" imply more than one means of access or egress? And weren't these blocks built by HBC? And, I'm just being picky, I know, but are Smoke Detectors really adequate substitutes for Fire Exits ? Anyway, if you want a free smoke detector you can give the Dynamic Duo a ring on the Bat-Phone 392827. Next week, our Crime busting heroes will be Screeching into action again to tackle that scourge of all our lives... kittens stuck in trees. Kapow! _____________________ This would be screamingly funny if it were not so pathetically half-arsed. Remember, you are paying these two jokers extra allowances for this caper. ___________________________________________
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16-10-2004, 07:43
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Re: Crime Czars' latest exploits!
Excuse my ignorance here A-bob but what have smoke alarms (advantagious though they be) got to do with crime busting?
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16-10-2004, 10:48
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Re: Crime Czars' latest exploits!
That could mean the Dynamic Duo are on another commitee, no doubt being paid the going rate for the job from our hard earned donations to HBC.
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18-10-2004, 08:36
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Re: Crime Czars' latest exploits!
Not having a smoke alarm is a crime!! Call out the Health and Safety Executive....wait a minute!!! They can only come when there's a 32 in the month!!!!!....
CRIME BUSTERS ARE IN THE AIR SMOKE DETECTORS EVERYWHERE EXITS TEN A PENNY BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT THAT MANY!!!! |
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