Crumpet

Mark2009 · 29-06-2018, 10:28

Crisis ! Warburtons have stopped crumpet production due to the CO2 shortage.
Mark

Margaret Pilkington · 29-06-2018, 14:38

That is no crisis...I never was a fan of crumpets.

cashman · 29-06-2018, 14:41

Me neither.

gpick24 · 29-06-2018, 14:49

There’s always been a shortage of crumpet in our house

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DaveinGermany · 29-06-2018, 20:29

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Originally Posted by gpick24

There’s always been a shortage of crumpet in our house

Your Missus aware of this?

gpick24 · 30-06-2018, 16:11

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Your Missus aware of this?

Of course she is Dave, she knows everything.

Margaret Pilkington · 01-07-2018, 07:44

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Originally Posted by gpick24

Of course she is Dave, she knows everything.

There speaks a man who has a good handle on life...because in the main, most wives DO know everything....and what they don't know, they are quite prepared to ask and find out

MITZY · 01-07-2018, 07:49

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

There speaks a man who has a good handle on life...because in the main, most wives DO know everything....and what they don't know, they are quite prepared to ask and find out

Either that or it's not worth knowing.

monkey hanger · 01-07-2018, 08:30

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

There speaks a man who has a good handle on life...because in the main, most wives DO know everything....and what they don't know, they are quite prepared to ask and find out

you are right there margaret. i never managed to get away with anything apart from hiding some share certificates under my car carpet. was proud of that one.

Margaret Pilkington · 01-07-2018, 09:12

You crafty devil MH.
Are you applying for the secret service?

DaveinGermany · 01-07-2018, 12:26

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Originally Posted by monkey hanger

you are right there margaret. i never managed to get away with anything apart from hiding some share certificates under my car carpet. was proud of that one.

And the Moggy is well & truly out the bag now ya prawn!

Margaret Pilkington · 01-07-2018, 12:44

Maybe he has cashed them in son....and spent the proceeds.

monkey hanger · 02-07-2018, 07:26

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Maybe he has cashed them in son....and spent the proceeds.

got it spot on margaret but only after i got divoreced again.

Less · 02-07-2018, 09:10

Do they put co2 in crumpets as a safety measure?
I've noticed that if I leave them under the grill and forget about them they tend to turn straight into charcoal rather than burst into flames. (Do not try this at home, borrow your brother-in-laws grill that way it's him that gets the bollocking and has to clean it).

As for women, if there is something they don't know they will jump to the first conclusion at hand, convincing her it is wrong can only be done by admitting to something far worse.

Lost in Cornwall · 03-07-2018, 07:13

I'm sure the bakers only used to make crumpets in the winter because they went mouldy quickly in hot weather. The CO2 is just part of our need to have everything all year round. I can't remember missing crumpets in the summer. It was just the way the seasons went.