Daily Express Syndrome

[gynn]

I'm suffering from a rare disease called Daily Express Syndrome.

I go into periodic fits of hallucination, and I'm in a land of make believe where the European Community has never been invented, Princess Diana is alive and well, playing happily with Madeleine McCann on a beach in perpetual summer with exclusively white people.

The only cure is to stop reading the excruciatingly naff headlines that have dominated the front page of the Daily Express in recent months.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by gynn

I'm suffering from a rare disease called Daily Express Syndrome.

I go into periodic fits of hallucination, and I'm in a land of make believe where the European Community has never been invented, Princess Diana is alive and well, playing happily with Madeleine McCann on a beach in perpetual summer with exclusively white people.

The only cure is to stop reading the excruciatingly naff headlines that have dominated the front page of the Daily Express in recent months.

Swap to't Daily Mail gynn, that should help

[Benipete]

Sit tight the white coat brigade are on their way.