Danger foods

[lettie]

I find that any food which I have to attack with a sharp knife to be extremely dangerous....... Honestly I have just filletted my finger whilst peeling and chopping a pineapple...... Ouch!!! I am obviously untrustworthy with sharp implements and tend to get any fish or meat filleted for me. I'll be buying tinned pineapple in future.

[WillowTheWhisp]

Ring pull tins do my head in too because they ruin my nails but I overcome the problem now by lifting the ring-pull with a blunt knife and then inserting the faithful 'four candles' through the loop and pulling on the whole fork.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by garinda

Never mind the work surfaces, I've lost three scullery maids.

Thank goodness for wheelie bins.

Which bin do you use for dead bodies?