Dear Santa. - Page 2

garinda · 29-11-2005, 16:59

Forget Gimme Gimme Gimme series 2 & 3, I want a wolf for Christmas.

Less · 29-11-2005, 17:01

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Originally Posted by Bad-Wolf

Cell? Locked up?

You over estimate the so called authorities!

And you underestimate the power of accyweb! I have made enough enemies on here to last several life times, but we all do it without any real cares, thats why we come back again, and again. (if you actually do your porridge like a good little boy you might be made a moderator!).

Mick · 29-11-2005, 17:03

now now less carefull hehe

Bad-Wolf · 29-11-2005, 17:05

That is a good point. I have noticed how easy it is to make enemies. All I need to do to assure myself of that fact is to look at the amount of Bad Karma I have managed to aquire!

Mind you I suppose at somepoint I am going to have to at least live up to my name. Still it could be worse! I could be really really Bad!

Debbie J · 29-11-2005, 17:05

I would like peace and harmony with a bit of sanity thrown in.

Bad-Wolf · 29-11-2005, 17:05

Gimme gimme gimme a wolfie for Christmas!!!!!!!

lmfao

Less · 29-11-2005, 17:14

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Originally Posted by Debbie J

I would like peace and harmony with a bit of sanity thrown in.

There's always one goodie, goodie to ruin the fun,

Best singing voice, You can bring Pearl she's a darn nice girl but don't bring Debbie,
You can bring Stan he's a really sweet man but don't bring Debbie,

Debbie is the kind of girl makes your toes and fingers curl,
You can bring Rob he's a fine big kno* but don't bring Debbie,
you can bring Fran she'll take any man but don't bring Debbie,
Debbie is the kind of girl doesn't make the party whirl, she's the type to leave at home gets her rhythm from a metrognome (that's a french underground ticket collector who happens to be physically challenged height wise).

Bad-Wolf · 29-11-2005, 17:17

Sanity! I Can not remember that!

Could you remind me Debs!

Better still, get me some for Christmas!

Mick · 29-11-2005, 17:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debbie J

I would like peace and harmony with a bit of sanity thrown in.

well i dont think you will find it on Accyweb ask less

Ber999T · 29-11-2005, 17:21

Less that made me LOL nut feel sorry for Debbie J as she only trying to get the thread back on track

hmmmmmmmm what can santa bring me

that be a big clue lol

Less · 29-11-2005, 17:24

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Originally Posted by Ber999T

Less that made me LOL nut feel sorry for Debbie J as she only trying to get the thread back on track

hmmmmmmmm what can santa bring me

that be a big clue lol

She will be able to apply for one of my exclusive:-

'I have been insulted by Less on Accyweb'

Stickers!

Tinkerbelle · 29-11-2005, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Less

'I have been insulted by Less on Accyweb'

Stickers!

Can I have one pleae Uncle Less PLEASEEEEE???

After spending the day amongst Selfridges, Harvey Nics etc in Manchester I'd just like to put a great big hole in Santas unlimited platinum credit card!

Less · 29-11-2005, 18:01

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Originally Posted by [LEFT

Tinkerbelle[/left]]Can I have one

pleae

Uncle Less PLEASEEEEE???

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My Dear

Tinks

' I get many requests from young ladies like yourself that are just begging for one, however although I must admit that due to my age the queue of such enthusiastic amateurs isn't the length it used to be I will have to refrain from showing any form of favouritism and ask you to join the back of it!
At my age I have to be careful with the amount I give out these days and although the mind still leads me to give a quick one now and then I find that to maintain the quality of my insults I must distribute them with the utmost of care and with only the minimum of effort,

I thank you in anticipation of the time when we can get together and resolve this unfortunate circumstance, please feel free to use this mild but at the same time sincerely meant 'bog off' until we can get together, i leave you now my pet hopefully in drooling anticipation, your own worst enema Less.

Debbie J · 29-11-2005, 18:48

LESS I'd be the life and soul of any party, and i don't need alcohol to do it hehe. I have danced on many tables in the past with my blackcurrant & lemonade in my hand never spilling a drop. I dont think i am small in stature at 5ft 7 either. Please bring me to the party but do so at your own risk.

Big Bad Wolf I too have forgotten what sanity is but thought it might be good to remember.
I asked for peace and harmony because I'm fed up of trying to please everyone & ending up pleasing no-one least of all myself.
I'll get my coat and slink off quietly

katex · 29-11-2005, 18:54

My 15-year old grandaughter has just asked me to e-mail my young son to buy her 'House of a Thousand Corpses' DVD Huh !!! What's that all about then, what happened to 'The Snowman' ??